Here are the 19 worst things that Donald Trump did this month.

The 19 Worst Things Donald Trump Did This Month (January 2017)

January 31, 2017 / by / 0 Comment

President Trump’s first few days in office have played out like something right out of a Hillary Clinton attack ad, which is weird because we were totally assured that he was to be taken “seriously, not literally” and that he “didn’t really mean this stuff.” Oops.

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The 10 Worst Things Donald Trump Did This Month (December 2016)

January 04, 2017 / by / 0 Comment

As Donald Trump continues to transition, he also continues to do things that are, um, not good.

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Every episode of Black Mirror, ranked

December 27, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Few shows summed up the global mood as well as Black Mirror in 2016 (that is the bleakest sentence I have ever written).

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The 10 Worst Things Donald Trump Did This Month

December 13, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

It’s been a little more than a month since Donald Trump won the presidential election, so it seems like a good time for our first installment of The Worst Things Donald Trump Did This Month.

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A Love Letter To Each And Every One Of The Chicago Cubs

November 03, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Dear Joe Maddon: I love you. I love your hippie van and your hipster glasses.

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It turns out, Trump has only liked 44 tweets in his storied online existence. Let’s take a closer look.

A Deep Dive Into The Tweets Donald Trump Has Liked

October 12, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Earlier this week, Ivanka Trump’s Twitter account “accidentally” liked a tweet in which her father (Republican presidential nominee and person who brags about having 5 times fewer online followers than Katy Perry, Donald Trump) called her a nice piece of ass, because life is an unending series of nightmares.

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This presidential campaign isn't reminiscent of 1968 -- it feels like 1964 all over again.

No, it’s not 1968. It’s 1964.

September 28, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Earlier this year, New York magazine ran a piece by Jonathan Chait titled “It Is Not 1968.” It’s a good article and well worth your time, but the basic premise is that despite the social upheaval at home and violence around the world, 2016 is not much like one of the most iconic and chaotic years in American history. Chait is right, it’s not 1968. It’s 1964.

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Here are seven names that are infinitely better than 'Guaranteed Rate Field'

7 Names For Sox Park That Would Be Less Terrible Than Guaranteed Rate Field

August 25, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

The White Sox announced yesterday that starting at the end of the season, US Cellular Field will be renamed… Guaranteed Rate Field.

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What if these other famous authors couldn't let it go and instead made substantive revisions and interpretations on Twitter?

If These 25 Famous Authors Were Like JK Rowling And Couldn’t Just Fucking Let Go

August 10, 2016 / by , , / 0 Comment

We all know that J.K. Rowling won’t let things go, often taking to Twitter to make substantive revisions and interpretations of the most important texts of our childhood. But what if these 25 other famous authors just couldn’t let it go on Twitter either?

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Donald Trump is actually fucking beating Hillary in the polls. Time to freak the living shit out.

Trump’s up in the polls. Let’s freak the fuck out.

July 25, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

It’s happening. Donald Trump leads Hillary Clinton in the race for president, according to a whole shit ton of polls released after the GOP convention.

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