Entertainment
Recap and review of the season 4 finale of MTV's 'Are You The One?'

Are You the One? Season Four Finale Recap

August 17, 2016 / by / 2 Comments

After a painful eight weeks, Are You the One’s? two-hour finale extravaganza has arrived. After last week’s incredible blackout, the cast struggles to face their reality.

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What if these other famous authors couldn't let it go and instead made substantive revisions and interpretations on Twitter?

If These 25 Famous Authors Were Like JK Rowling And Couldn’t Just Fucking Let Go

August 10, 2016 / by , , / 0 Comment

We all know that J.K. Rowling won’t let things go, often taking to Twitter to make substantive revisions and interpretations of the most important texts of our childhood. But what if these 25 other famous authors just couldn’t let it go on Twitter either?

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Are You the One? Season 4 Episode 8 Recap

Are You the One? Season 4 Episode 8 Recap

August 10, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

After the fifth grade scuffle between Stephen and Gio in last week’s episode, tensions run high in the AYTO house. Fortunately, the producers redirect attention away from this mess… HAHAHAHAH! Just kidding!

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A Line-by-Line Analysis of “Panda” by Desiigner

August 04, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

As the weeks go on, it looks more and more like “Panda” by Desiigner is going to be the song of the summer. However, nobody really knows what it’s about (be quiet, cultured people).

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Politics

The Manafortress of Doom

August 22, 2016 / by / 2 Comments

Last Friday, Trump Campaign Chairman Paul Manafort resigned, but this is unlikely to harm him personally—Paul Manafort has divided his career up into seven horcruxes, and so it cannot end until they are destroyed.

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Let us joyfully celebrate the 1-year anniversary of Marco Rubio beaning a toddler in the head with a football

August 18, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

It’s hard to put into words how strange the 2016 election season has been.

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Donald Trump is actually fucking beating Hillary in the polls. Time to freak the living shit out.

Trump’s up in the polls. Let’s freak the fuck out.

July 25, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

It’s happening. Donald Trump leads Hillary Clinton in the race for president, according to a whole shit ton of polls released after the GOP convention.

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QUIZ: Tiffany Trump or Disney Channel Actress?

July 21, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Can you decide which girl is a potential first daughter and which is a generic blonde actress/singer/whatever under the age of 30?

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