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National Ave Exclusive: Donald Trump’s 100 Day Plan

January 10, 2017 / by / 0 Comment

As the country waits for President Obama to head back to Chicago and give an eloquent farewell address, we got a hold of President Elect Trump’s Diary, in which he states his plans for his first 100 Days as President:

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The 10 Worst Things Donald Trump Did This Month (December 2016)

January 04, 2017 / by / 0 Comment

As Donald Trump continues to transition, he also continues to do things that are, um, not good.

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Donald Trump is actually fucking beating Hillary in the polls. Time to freak the living shit out.

Trump’s up in the polls. Let’s freak the fuck out.

July 25, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

It’s happening. Donald Trump leads Hillary Clinton in the race for president, according to a whole shit ton of polls released after the GOP convention.

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If Donald Trump was actually a world-famous billionaire, wouldn’t he have been using the secret billionaire’s club to hide his money?

Hot Takes In Your Area: The Panama Papers Prove Donald Trump Is A Terrible Businessman

April 05, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

The news this week that the world’s elite used a shady network of financial institutions to hide their money offshore came as a surprise to literally no one, except apparently the Icelandic pixie-people who emerged from their magical woodlands to oust a prime minister and giggle.

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A Battle Royale Among TIME’s 100 Most Influential People of 2014

April 25, 2014 / by / 25 Comments

Yesterday, TIME Magazine released its list of 2014’s Most Influential People. Divided into categories of Titans, Pioneers, Artists, Leaders, and Icons, it’s a robust list, boasting some of the most important names of this generation. So naturally, we asked ourselves the question: What would happen if all of these distinguished individuals were placed in an enormous arena (sans weapons) and asked to fight to the death?

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Russian President invades Ukraine due to his hatred of pizza

Vladimir Putin Hates Pizza

March 05, 2014 / by / 14 Comments

Vladimir Putin hates pizza. How do I know this? Well, for one thing, the President of Russia has demonstrated repeatedly through diplomatic efforts and hard-power flexing that he prefers a multi-polar international community, in which Russia is one of those alternate poles.

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10 Photos of Adorable Animals Expressing Misgivings About the Sochi Olympics

February 17, 2014 / by / 25 Comments

The cutest animals you’ve ever seen speak their mind about the 2014 Winter Olympic Games.

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