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The 10 Worst Things Donald Trump Did This Month (December 2016)

January 04, 2017 / by / 0 Comment

As Donald Trump continues to transition, he also continues to do things that are, um, not good.

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The 10 Worst Things Donald Trump Did This Month

December 13, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

It’s been a little more than a month since Donald Trump won the presidential election, so it seems like a good time for our first installment of The Worst Things Donald Trump Did This Month.

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It turns out, Trump has only liked 44 tweets in his storied online existence. Let’s take a closer look.

A Deep Dive Into The Tweets Donald Trump Has Liked

October 12, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Earlier this week, Ivanka Trump’s Twitter account “accidentally” liked a tweet in which her father (Republican presidential nominee and person who brags about having 5 times fewer online followers than Katy Perry, Donald Trump) called her a nice piece of ass, because life is an unending series of nightmares.

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What if these other famous authors couldn't let it go and instead made substantive revisions and interpretations on Twitter?

If These 25 Famous Authors Were Like JK Rowling And Couldn’t Just Fucking Let Go

August 10, 2016 / by , , / 0 Comment

We all know that J.K. Rowling won’t let things go, often taking to Twitter to make substantive revisions and interpretations of the most important texts of our childhood. But what if these 25 other famous authors just couldn’t let it go on Twitter either?

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Donald Trump is actually fucking beating Hillary in the polls. Time to freak the living shit out.

Trump’s up in the polls. Let’s freak the fuck out.

July 25, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

It’s happening. Donald Trump leads Hillary Clinton in the race for president, according to a whole shit ton of polls released after the GOP convention.

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The most unique part of Bernie Sanders' presidential candidate wasn't his positions, but the way his campaign reflected and informed our internet lives.

Bernie Sanders, The Internet’s First Presidential Candidate

June 16, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

In many ways, Bernie Sanders’ 2016 bid for the Democratic presidential nomination was a surprisingly straightforward primary campaign — he ran as an outsider candidate to the farther end of the ideological spectrum than his centrist opponent, energized and increased the voice of a previously underrepresented/disillusioned demographic group, and even lost the good old fashioned way, failing (as Nate Silver catalogued exhaustively) to win as many votes as his opponent.

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Her Majesty seeks a royal tweeter, and I'm just the millennial for the job.

My Application To Be Queen Elizabeth’s Royal Tweeter

April 20, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Queen Elizabeth is looking for a royal tweeter, and I know just the guy:

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Tweets from Donald Trump's twitter rant against Jeb Bush

If Donald Trump Went On A Kanye-Style Twitter Rant

January 28, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

What if, inspired by Kanye West’s recent incredible, brutal, just-the-teensiest-flagrantly-sexist evisceration of Wiz Khalifa yesterday on Twitter, Donald Trump released a barrage of tweets savaging Jeb Bush?

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Your Guide To The Nicki Minaj/Taylor Swift Twitter Spat

July 23, 2015 / by / 4 Comments

It’s not just the fans of your favorite pop queens who are slugging it out on Twitter these days!

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What Is Dead May Never Die

May 03, 2015 / by / 1 Comment

Last Saturday was supposed to be the greatest day in sports.

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