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Roger Goodell is dumb. Do not forget that.

Never Forget That Roger Goodell Is a Dumb Human

September 07, 2016 / by / 1 Comment

It has been a relatively quiet off-season for NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, in the sense that this summer he failed to make a public spectacle of his own nincompoopery by, say, convening a kangaroo court to suspend one of the league’s most visible stars for a scientifically implausible equipment modification, or by convening that same kangaroo court to investigate something that’s actually bad but repeatedly tripping over his own dick in the process.

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The daily routines of 8 of the most famous people in football

The Daily Routines of Famous Football Personalities

April 05, 2016 / by , , , , / 0 Comment

Ever wonder what the keys to success are for your favorite athletes? After months of painstaking research, National Ave has uncovered the daily routines of some of the most important personalities in football:

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48 Things I’d Stick In My Urethra Rather Than See “Gods of Egypt”

February 23, 2016 / by , / 0 Comment

Gods of Egypt comes out this weekend, and if trailers, reviews, and common sense are any indication, it’s going to be an absolutely shit movie. 

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Who you should support, and who you shouldn't, for the 2016 NFL playoffs.

Your Official NFL Playoffs Rooting Interests Guide

January 08, 2016 / by , / 0 Comment

The NFL Playoffs are almost here, and amid all the talk of concussion policy HGH use Cam Newton’s touchdown celebrations, it’s time for fans of the 20 teams not to make the playoffs choose which bandwagon they’ll jump onto.

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How Steve Harvey's celebrity friends attempted to console him after his embarrassing gaffe to close the Miss Universe Pageant

Text Messages Steve Harvey Received After The Miss Universe Pageant

December 23, 2015 / by / 0 Comment

The reactions to Steve Harvey’s embarrassing gaffe at the Miss Universe pageant came fast and furious, but perhaps none were more heartwarming than the number of text messages Harvey received from his fellow celebrity friends.

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The NFL Was Absolutely Magnificent This Week

December 01, 2015 / by / 0 Comment

Much like Eli Manning’s throwing accuracy, weeks in the NFL can be very hit-or-miss.

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Packers fans become the first in the country to think that lots of sex with Olivia Munn is a bad thing

Packers Fans Think Aaron Rodgers’ Slump Is Due To Oversexing With Olivia Munn

November 19, 2015 / by , / 3 Comments

Packers fans just can’t comprehend how their team could possibly have lost three games in a row, and are starting to grasp for explanations.

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Week 3 Fantasy Football Team Names

September 24, 2015 / by / 2 Comments

Every week, I suggest dozens of new fantasy football team names based on the notable events of the previous week of football. It’s my way of coping with my tragic unwillingness to stick to a fantasy team name for more than one week at a time.

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The similarities between the NFL and Game of Thrones are endless, so here's part 2 in our list of what NFL player just about every character in the series most resembles.

If Every Major “Game of Thrones” Character Was An NFL Player: The Stars

May 16, 2015 / by , , , , / 7 Comments

Violence. Intrigue. Morally questionable leadership. A male-dominated world where life comes cheap and delusions of grandeur blind all involved to the rotting aspects that are festering away within the game. The similarities between the NFL and Game of Thrones are endless, so here’s part 2 in our list of what NFL player just about every character in the series most resembles:

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What Is Dead May Never Die

May 03, 2015 / by / 1 Comment

Last Saturday was supposed to be the greatest day in sports.

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