What if these other famous authors couldn't let it go and instead made substantive revisions and interpretations on Twitter?

If These 25 Famous Authors Were Like JK Rowling And Couldn’t Just Fucking Let Go

August 10, 2016 / by , , / 0 Comment

We all know that J.K. Rowling won’t let things go, often taking to Twitter to make substantive revisions and interpretations of the most important texts of our childhood. But what if these 25 other famous authors just couldn’t let it go on Twitter either?


Fantasy Olympics: Medal Ceremony

February 25, 2014 / by , / 29 Comments

The 2014 Sochi Winter Olympic Games are over, and oh what games they were. Like pink eye or a communist totalitarian regime, the Winter Olympics disappeared as rapidly as Sochi’s dog population. And while the closing moments of the Olympic ceremonies marked the end of the international competition, they also represented the terminus of something much more dear to our withered hearts: Fantasy Olympics.


An Exclusive Interview with Russian Figure Skater Adelina Sotnikova

February 20, 2014 / by / 32 Comments

Earlier this week, National Ave scored an exclusive interview with Russian figure skating phenom and gold medalist Adelina Sotnikova following her victories in Sochi. It went well.


10 Photos of Adorable Animals Expressing Misgivings About the Sochi Olympics

February 17, 2014 / by / 25 Comments

The cutest animals you’ve ever seen speak their mind about the 2014 Winter Olympic Games.


Fantasy Olympics: Score Update

February 16, 2014 / by , / 16 Comments

The 2014 Sochi Winter Olympic Games are more than halfway through, and like a weeklong Stoli bender they’ve been anything but predictable. While the field of our top fantasy teams narrows faster than Bob Costas’ eye, it’ll still be an exciting battle for a spot on the podium.


Fantasy Olympics: Draft Recap

February 08, 2014 / by / 19 Comments

Draft Day has come and gone for Sochi’s Fantasy Winter Olympics 2k14, and unlike Russian Olympic rings, the field is wide open.


There Are No Gays in Russia, and This Won’t Affect the Olympics Anyway

February 06, 2014 / by / 21 Comments

Observations on Russian homophobia from my time abroad.