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Donald Trump robbed us of the joy and thrill of a Presidential election, especially one without an incumbent.

Donald Trump Robbed Me

October 23, 2016 / by / 2 Comments

Donald Trump robbed me.

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Like it or not, Donald Trump's campaign has changed our country for the worse.

How Donald’s Deep Insecurities Damaged Our Democracy

October 18, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

A Donald has already begun explaining to us all why his impending electoral beat down at the hands of one Hillary Rodham Clinton is not his fault. The game is rigged, he howls.

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Donald Trump is actually fucking beating Hillary in the polls. Time to freak the living shit out.

Trump’s up in the polls. Let’s freak the fuck out.

July 25, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

It’s happening. Donald Trump leads Hillary Clinton in the race for president, according to a whole shit ton of polls released after the GOP convention.

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Analyzing the short list of Donald Trump's potential vice presidential selections.

Who Will Trump Pick for VP?

June 30, 2016 / by / 12 Comments

Abraham Lincoln’s party has chosen Donald J. Trump as its standard bearer. That part is done.

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Hillary doesn't need to be everything for everybody. She just needs to be the best.

Don’t Fuck This Up, Hillary

May 05, 2016 / by / 1 Comment

I’ve been fairly open in my support for Hillary Clinton in the Democratic primary. I think she’s the most qualified candidate.

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Tweets from Donald Trump's twitter rant against Jeb Bush

If Donald Trump Went On A Kanye-Style Twitter Rant

January 28, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

What if, inspired by Kanye West’s recent incredible, brutal, just-the-teensiest-flagrantly-sexist evisceration of Wiz Khalifa yesterday on Twitter, Donald Trump released a barrage of tweets savaging Jeb Bush?

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If These GOP Presidential Candidates Were Rap Songs of 2015

December 15, 2015 / by / 0 Comment

We determined which hip hop song of 2015 was most applicable to these six Republican presidential candidates because, if we’re being honest, we just really needed something enjoyable to laugh about with these candidates.

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Exclusive: Special Menu for the Annual GOP Christmas Party

December 14, 2015 / by / 0 Comment

Welcome to the 161st annual GOP Christmas party!

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You already have your Halloween costume picked out, but you’re not quite sure which 2016 presidential candidate that means you are. Let’s find out!

What your Halloween costume says about your candicacy for the presidential nomination

October 29, 2015 / by , , / 4 Comments

You already have your Halloween costume picked out, but you’re not quite sure which 2016 presidential candidate that means you are. Let’s find out!

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10 Snaps that Jeb Bush chose not to use for his campaign launch Snapchat Story

June 16, 2015 / by , / 3 Comments

This is the way a Presidential campaign begins. Not with a bang, but a dick pic. Now that Jeb Bush has officially announced his presidency via Snapchat Story, it’s time to look at what video clips didn’t quite make the cut:

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