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Analyzing the short list of Hillary Clinton's potential vice presidential selections.

Who Will Hillary Pick for VP?

June 17, 2016 / by / 1 Comment

With her victories in New Jersey and California earlier this month, Hillary Clinton became the Democratic Party’s presumptive presidential nominee.

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The most unique part of Bernie Sanders' presidential candidate wasn't his positions, but the way his campaign reflected and informed our internet lives.

Bernie Sanders, The Internet’s First Presidential Candidate

June 16, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

In many ways, Bernie Sanders’ 2016 bid for the Democratic presidential nomination was a surprisingly straightforward primary campaign — he ran as an outsider candidate to the farther end of the ideological spectrum than his centrist opponent, energized and increased the voice of a previously underrepresented/disillusioned demographic group, and even lost the good old fashioned way, failing (as Nate Silver catalogued exhaustively) to win as many votes as his opponent.

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It is straight up galling to see suggestions in the media that Bernie’s supporters won’t back Hillary once she is officially the Democratic nominee.

The idea that Bernie supporters won’t back Hillary is insulting

June 09, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Let me start by saying that I proudly voted for Hillary Clinton in my state’s primary, and I’ve actively supported her throughout the campaign.

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It's just too little too late for Old News Hillary. She may have the “delegate math” (

Hot Takes In Your Area: Bernie’s Got It In The Bag

March 10, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

NOTE: Hot Takes In Your Area should be considered satire at all points unless you agree with it in which case it’s totally serious.

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Let’s Talk About That “Hillary Donors vs. Bernie Donors” Infographic Meme Thing

August 12, 2015 / by / 15 Comments

This isn’t going to be an article advocating for one candidate over another. The first primary isn’t for, like, seven months, we haven’t even had a debate yet, and signing my name in blood for either candidate this far in advance feels like a thing a crazy person would do.

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Guaranteed to obliterate you faster than Lindsey Graham's dwindling presidential viability.

The Official 2016 GOP Debate Drinking Game

August 06, 2015 / by , , / 3 Comments

In case pre-gaming the first Republican presidential debate during the 5pm happy hour round kids table isn’t enough, here’s our official 2016 GOP Debate drinking game rules, guaranteed to obliterate you faster than Lindsey Graham’s dwindling presidential viability:

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10 Snaps that Jeb Bush chose not to use for his campaign launch Snapchat Story

June 16, 2015 / by , / 3 Comments

This is the way a Presidential campaign begins. Not with a bang, but a dick pic. Now that Jeb Bush has officially announced his presidency via Snapchat Story, it’s time to look at what video clips didn’t quite make the cut:

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