NFL

Roger Goodell is dumb. Do not forget that.

Never Forget That Roger Goodell Is a Dumb Human

September 07, 2016 / by / 3 Comments

It has been a relatively quiet off-season for NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, in the sense that this summer he failed to make a public spectacle of his own nincompoopery by, say, convening a kangaroo court to suspend one of the league’s most visible stars for a scientifically implausible equipment modification, or by convening that same kangaroo court to investigate something that’s actually bad but repeatedly tripping over his own dick in the process.

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25 Fantasy Football Team Names To Use If Your Boss Joins Your Office League

September 07, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Fantasy football is, by nature, a hobby characterized by unrelenting shit-talk and a general welcoming of all things inappropriate.

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An Oral History of Trevor Siemian’s College Career

August 30, 2016 / by / 1 Comment

Trevor Siemian shocked the world this week by winning the Denver Broncos’ starting quarterback job.

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Von Miller Might Not Know His Teammate’s First Name

August 24, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

In an interview yesterday with ESPN’s Lindsay Czarniak, Von Miller claimed that the Denver Broncos have the “best secondary in the National Football League.” He then listed players in the secondary:

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QUIZ: Cleveland Browns Starting Quarterback Since 1999, or Signer of the Declaration of Independence?

August 04, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Even the most knowledgeable don’t know the names of every signer of the Declaration of Independence, and even the biggest football fans can’t name every poor bastard who has had to start a game for the Cleveland Browns since 1999. How well will you do?

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Taking a deep dive into what will surely be the best 17 weeks of post-Super Bowl 2016.

15 Takeaways from the 2016 NFL Regular Season Schedule

April 15, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Last night, the NFL released the schedule for the 2016 regular season, which somehow managed to make September seem simultaneously closer than ever and infinitely distant.

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The MLB has already planted the seeds to regain its cultural relevance. Here's how to bring it all the way back.

Make Baseball Fun Again

April 12, 2016 / by / 1 Comment

Bryce Harper has a point. It’s time to make baseball fun again.

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The daily routines of 8 of the most famous people in football

The Daily Routines of Famous Football Personalities

April 05, 2016 / by , , , , / 0 Comment

Ever wonder what the keys to success are for your favorite athletes? After months of painstaking research, National Ave has uncovered the daily routines of some of the most important personalities in football:

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On this week's episode, Stephen calls up Jon to discuss Hulk v. Gawker, Batman v. Superman, LaRoche v. Chicago White Sox, the week's NFL news, a new installment of Boss or Not Boss, and a brief discussion of the terrorist attacks in Belgium.

The National Podcast, Episode 8: Buggin’ Out

March 25, 2016 / by , / 0 Comment

The National Podcast is back to complete the 2-month streak, with Stephen joining Jon on the phone to pay homage to Phife Dawg and Gary Shandling on this week’s episode!

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Jon and Stephen rehash the rise of Donald Trump, Bernie and Hillary's protracted nomination fight, the return of Game of Thrones, the state of the NBA, and NFL free agency.

The National Podcast, Episode 6: Lies, Damn Lies, and Michigan Primary Polling

March 10, 2016 / by , / 0 Comment

Get hyped, not just for the impending end of the nomination season, not just for the Warriors’ frenzied assault on 72-10, not just for Bernie’s upset primary victory, BUT FOR THE RETURN OF GAME OF THRONES TOO!!!

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