NBA

How Kobe Bryant, Tim Duncan, and Kevin Garnett are spending their lives after basketball

National Ave Exclusive: A Day in the Life of Kobe, Duncan, and KG

October 04, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

While the Golden State Warriors pulled one of the greatest free agency heists of all time this summer, they choked away the headlines to the loss of 3 generational talents: Kobe Bryant, Tim Duncan, and Kevin Garnett.

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Speculating the plot and characters of LeBron James and Justin Lin's upcoming Space Jam 2

This is how the LeBron James ‘Space Jam’ sequel should go down

May 03, 2016 / by , / 0 Comment

Space Jam is getting a sequel, with LeBron James once again teaming up with a squad of stars whose career primes occurred long ago in an attempt at intergalactic basketball dominance.

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Honoring the best, worst, and James Harden-est players for the 2016 NBA Playoffs

Your Unofficial NBA Playoff Awards

April 19, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Here we sit, basking in the most glorious time of the year – the NBA Playoffs.

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Coming to grips with the no good, terrible, very bad Chicago Bulls 2015-2016 season.

Requiem For A Team: Three Hours Watching The Mess On Madison

April 15, 2016 / by / 1 Comment

The entire arena feels like a hangover. There’s the scent of stale beer and greasy food. The lights seem a little too bright and the music just a bit too loud. And of course, there’s the regret.

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The MLB has already planted the seeds to regain its cultural relevance. Here's how to bring it all the way back.

Make Baseball Fun Again

April 12, 2016 / by / 1 Comment

Bryce Harper has a point. It’s time to make baseball fun again.

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The National Podcast: Snitches in the Grass

The National Podcast, Episode 9: Snitches in the Grass

April 01, 2016 / by , / 0 Comment

Don’t cheat. Don’t snitch. And most importantly, don’t be a motherfucking snake in the grass.

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As the Golden State Warriors approach the 95-96 Bulls regular season record of 72-10, how should a Bulls fan feel about this whole thing?

How the hell should a Bulls fan feel about the Warriors’ pursuit of the 95-96 Bulls?

March 26, 2016 / by , / 0 Comment

Nothing is more important in the NBA right now than the Golden State Warriors’ maniacal pursuit of the Chicago Bulls once-untouchable 1995-1996 regular season record of 72-10. And few things are more important to Bulls fans than that ‘95 Bulls team.

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Jon and Stephen rehash the rise of Donald Trump, Bernie and Hillary's protracted nomination fight, the return of Game of Thrones, the state of the NBA, and NFL free agency.

The National Podcast, Episode 6: Lies, Damn Lies, and Michigan Primary Polling

March 10, 2016 / by , / 0 Comment

Get hyped, not just for the impending end of the nomination season, not just for the Warriors’ frenzied assault on 72-10, not just for Bernie’s upset primary victory, BUT FOR THE RETURN OF GAME OF THRONES TOO!!!

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Right in his goddamn smug jaw

10 Things I Would Do to Punch Ted Cruz in the Fucking Face

March 01, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

We’ve always been told that if you dream enough about your goals and are willing to make sacrifices, then you can accomplish said goals.

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The Indisputable Ranking of the DeAndre Jordan Emoji Battle Tweets

July 10, 2015 / by / 3 Comments

As of Thursday at Midnight, DeAndre Jordan became the 3,940,090,768th person in the world to realize moving to Dallas is a terrible idea.

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