Music

A Line-by-Line Analysis of “Panda” by Desiigner

August 04, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

As the weeks go on, it looks more and more like “Panda” by Desiigner is going to be the song of the summer. However, nobody really knows what it’s about (be quiet, cultured people).

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The Best Albums of 2016 (so far)

July 05, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Hard as it may be to believe, 2016 is already more than halfway over. And despite what the Trump campaign or British xenophobia may have you believe, it hasn’t all been terrible this year either, at least not music-wise.

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Our highly analytical breakdown of the most likely Song Of The Summer finalist for 2016

What’s Going to be The Song Of The Summer 2016?

June 13, 2016 / by / 1 Comment

A few weeks ago as I sat my desk, hunched over my computer, a young child came up to me and exclaimed,“April showers bring May flowers!”

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Alessia Cara’s “Here” Is the Summer Anthem for People Who Hate Summer Anthems

July 19, 2015 / by / 0 Comment

Introverts rejoice – your summer jam has arrived! “Here,” the debut single from 18-year-old songstress Alessia Cara, is a smooth and infectiously catchy anthem for the wallflowers of the world.

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Hip hop is pop music, and there's one man to thank: Lloyd Banks

Lloyd Banks Is the Most Important Man in Music

March 16, 2015 / by / 5 Comments

Hip hop is pop music, and there’s one man to thank: Lloyd Banks(?!?!)

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Michael Bay’s Script for a Music Video of “The Times They Are A-Changin'”

February 16, 2015 / by / 0 Comment

Michael Bay has done enough to bring harm to the integrity of modern society, but wouldn’t it be borderline impressive if he could do even more?

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Alright, I know I’m a little behind the times here. But I just want to say for the record that Whiplash is hands down the best film of the year.

Whiplash: The best film of 2014

January 28, 2015 / by / 4 Comments

Alright, I know I’m a little behind the times here. But I just want to say for the record that Whiplash is hands down the best film of the year.

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We listened to the first minute of the top 60 songs from 2008, because, well, because we wanted to.

2008 in Music: A Power Hour Review

November 07, 2014 / by / 25 Comments

Each week for the next 10 weeks, we will be doing a power hour while listening to one minute of the top 60 songs of the each of the last ten years. Don’t ask us why, it just felt like it was really important that we do this. Next up: 2008.

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Review of Taylor Swift's pop album 1989

Taylor Swift’s ‘1989’; or, Here’s What Happened When I Bought Taylor Swift’s New Album on CD

October 28, 2014 / by / 44 Comments

When Taylor Swift’s self-titled debut album appeared on the scene in 2006, I was too busy ripping Stadium Arcadium from LimeWire and straightening my bangs to pay much attention to the country princess from Nashville.

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We did a power hour while listening to one minute of the top 60 songs of 2006.

2006 in Music: A Power Hour Review

October 21, 2014 / by / 35 Comments

Each week for the next 10 weeks, we will be doing a power hour while listening to one minute of the top 60 songs of the each of the last ten years. Don’t ask us why, it just felt like it was really important that we do this. Next up: 2006.

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