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History’s Most Important Alternative Facts

January 25, 2017 / by , / 0 Comment

This week, in an update of the “No way they said that shit” Presidency, Sean Spicer and Stepford Conway came out and started calling lies as Alternative Facts.

It turns out, Trump has only liked 44 tweets in his storied online existence. Let’s take a closer look.

A Deep Dive Into The Tweets Donald Trump Has Liked

October 12, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Earlier this week, Ivanka Trump’s Twitter account “accidentally” liked a tweet in which her father (Republican presidential nominee and person who brags about having 5 times fewer online followers than Katy Perry, Donald Trump) called her a nice piece of ass, because life is an unending series of nightmares.

A candidate has arisen who the elite finds distasteful, who appeals to the fears and anxieties of a voting bloc that believes their country is being taken away from them. And the establishment has chosen to try to combat him with facts.

The Republican Party Did This To Themselves

March 09, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

The Republican Party has spent the last eight years telling its base fables.

Guaranteed to obliterate you faster than Lindsey Graham's dwindling presidential viability.

The Official 2016 GOP Debate Drinking Game

August 06, 2015 / by , , / 3 Comments

In case pre-gaming the first Republican presidential debate during the 5pm happy hour round kids table isn’t enough, here’s our official 2016 GOP Debate drinking game rules, guaranteed to obliterate you faster than Lindsey Graham’s dwindling presidential viability:


Vice President Biden’s Coachella Police Report

May 06, 2015 / by / 0 Comment

It has been reported by several witnesses that Vice President and Ben & Jerry’s enthusiast Joe Biden spent an inordinate amount of time at this year’s Coachella fest trying to evade police and “getting more ass than a toilet seat.” Fortunately for the American public, his police record was released this morning and accounts for most of the happenings at Coachella: