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If You Give My Agency Your Business, Mr. Williamson, I Will Suck Your Dick Right Now (by Peter T. McDermott, President, Dynamia Marketing Strategists)

June 29, 2014 / by / 40 Comments

Well, Mr. Williamson, I hope that you found my agency’s presentation today very helpful. Clearly, we have the ability to provide you with advertising and marketing capabilities in various areas: not only creatively, but strategically and analytically as well.


In Defense of Pop Music

February 20, 2014 / by / 22 Comments

Katy Perry is not a musician – and that’s okay.


5 Things I Learned from Deactivating Facebook

February 19, 2014 / by / 41 Comments

I got a Facebook account when I was fifteen years old. Like most decisions I made as an adolescent, it was driven by a desire to get closer to a girl. Going in, I didn’t have a solid understanding of Facebook, much less how I would use it. I had tuned out the rise and fall of Myspace, I never took pictures of myself or my friends, and I feared the overly inquisitive status bar’s constant question, “What are you thinking?”