Lord of the Rings

Theoden, you see this shit? You see how lit these beacons are? Have you ever seen something this lit?

The Beacons Are Lit AF, Fam

May 11, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Yo fam, check out these beacons. They are lit. Are these beacons not lit? Yeah, they’re fuckin’ lit.


There’s A Court Case About Gollum In Turkey Because God Loves Us

December 02, 2015 / by / 0 Comment

The Associated Press reported this morning that Bilgin Ciftci, a Turkish doctor recently accused of defaming President Recep Tayyip Erdogan by comparing him to Gollum on social media, has had his trial adjourned until February 23 while a panel of psychological and cinematic experts determine whether Gollum is actually good or evil.


Why Eating Out Alone Kicks Ass

February 17, 2015 / by / 1 Comment

Eating out alone is fucking great, and I don’t give a shit what you or any “licensed” therapist has to say about it.