LeBron James

How Kobe Bryant, Tim Duncan, and Kevin Garnett are spending their lives after basketball

National Ave Exclusive: A Day in the Life of Kobe, Duncan, and KG

October 04, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

While the Golden State Warriors pulled one of the greatest free agency heists of all time this summer, they choked away the headlines to the loss of 3 generational talents: Kobe Bryant, Tim Duncan, and Kevin Garnett.

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Speculating the plot and characters of LeBron James and Justin Lin's upcoming Space Jam 2

This is how the LeBron James ‘Space Jam’ sequel should go down

May 03, 2016 / by , / 0 Comment

Space Jam is getting a sequel, with LeBron James once again teaming up with a squad of stars whose career primes occurred long ago in an attempt at intergalactic basketball dominance.

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Honoring the best, worst, and James Harden-est players for the 2016 NBA Playoffs

Your Unofficial NBA Playoff Awards

April 19, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Here we sit, basking in the most glorious time of the year – the NBA Playoffs.

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Coming to grips with the no good, terrible, very bad Chicago Bulls 2015-2016 season.

Requiem For A Team: Three Hours Watching The Mess On Madison

April 15, 2016 / by / 1 Comment

The entire arena feels like a hangover. There’s the scent of stale beer and greasy food. The lights seem a little too bright and the music just a bit too loud. And of course, there’s the regret.

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As the Golden State Warriors approach the 95-96 Bulls regular season record of 72-10, how should a Bulls fan feel about this whole thing?

How the hell should a Bulls fan feel about the Warriors’ pursuit of the 95-96 Bulls?

March 26, 2016 / by , / 0 Comment

Nothing is more important in the NBA right now than the Golden State Warriors’ maniacal pursuit of the Chicago Bulls once-untouchable 1995-1996 regular season record of 72-10. And few things are more important to Bulls fans than that ‘95 Bulls team.

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Vice President Biden’s Coachella Police Report

May 06, 2015 / by / 0 Comment

It has been reported by several witnesses that Vice President and Ben & Jerry’s enthusiast Joe Biden spent an inordinate amount of time at this year’s Coachella fest trying to evade police and “getting more ass than a toilet seat.” Fortunately for the American public, his police record was released this morning and accounts for most of the happenings at Coachella:

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A Line-By-Line Analysis of “Bitch Better Have My Money” by Rihanna

April 10, 2015 / by / 5 Comments

A consummate professional and savvy businesswoman, Rihanna cares deeply about making sound investments. In no song does RiRi express this passion like her ode to maximizing returns on investments, “Bitch Better Have My Money.”

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4 key changes the NFL should make in order to reduce the suckiness of the Pro Bowl

4 Ways to Make the Pro Bowl Suck Less

January 04, 2015 / by / 1 Comment

The Pro Bowl is definitely the worst all-star game of any professional sport. The NBA All-Star Game is a beautiful tribute to all of the crazy shit NBA players wish they could do in games. The NHL All-Star game has similar displays of ridiculous, plus they get extra special bonus points for being the first league to use the kickball draft system.

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The Asshole’s Guide to Becoming a Bandwagon Fan

October 06, 2014 / by / 20 Comments

With football season in full swing, Major League Baseball playoffs started, and both hockey and basketball season fast approaching, it’s finally everyone’s favorite time of the year: bandwagon season. Yes, it is that amazing time of the year when everyone either pretends to care about the hometown team that they’ve just realized is succeeding, or flings their allegiances to another good (or lucky) team in hopes that they’ll find happiness in bragging about an organization they know literally nothing about.

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Here Are The Revisions Dan Gilbert Made to his 2010 Open Letter about LeBron’s “Decision”

July 11, 2014 / by / 26 Comments

With LeBron James announcing his decision to return to the Cleveland Cavaliers, owner Dan Gilbert thought it would be best to finally clear the air of what he has called, “A huge misunderstanding with my good buddy, LeBron.” To do so, he has re-released a revised version of his infamous “LeBron is leaving” letter to show NBA fans across the globe that “the whole thing was just one crazy mix-up. Like a big game of telephone haha.” National Ave has managed to secure this letter.

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