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Jeff Weiner #Before9am

Quiz: Which occupation had this #Before9AM post?

August 25, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Since Jeff Weiner apparently has so much time on his hands to be productive before 9am (how he can do that despite presumably having to slog through a backlog of 15,000 useless LinkedIn notifications is beyond us), we wanted to test if you can identify which potential twitter user had the following #Before9AM posts:

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Vice President Biden’s Coachella Police Report

May 06, 2015 / by / 0 Comment

It has been reported by several witnesses that Vice President and Ben & Jerry’s enthusiast Joe Biden spent an inordinate amount of time at this year’s Coachella fest trying to evade police and “getting more ass than a toilet seat.” Fortunately for the American public, his police record was released this morning and accounts for most of the happenings at Coachella:

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