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If you can't stop crying, might as well try to start laughing

History’s Most Important Alternative Facts

January 25, 2017 / by , / 0 Comment

This week, in an update of the “No way they said that shit” Presidency, Sean Spicer and Stepford Conway came out and started calling lies as Alternative Facts.

Cheap-Ass Regional Beers Bracketpalooza: The Elite 8

Cheap-Ass Regional Beers Bracketpalooza: The Elite 8

July 25, 2016 / by , / 0 Comment

After a brutal round of 16, we’re down to 8 remaining beers competing to represent their region as the best affordable, local beer you can find in America.

NFL gifts of shame for that special someone.

The absolute worst NFL gifts money can buy

December 12, 2015 / by / 1 Comment

We’ve carefully scoured the web to find the absolute worst NFL-related gift you can get that special someone, from the guy who recently converted from a Seahawks fan into a diehard Panthers supporter to the loser of your fantasy football league.

We came up with your next fantasy football team name so you don't have to

Week 4 Fantasy Football Team Names

October 03, 2015 / by / 2 Comments

Every week, I suggest new fantasy football team names based on the notable events of the previous week of football. It’s my way of coping with my tragic unwillingness to stick to a fantasy team name for more than one week at a time.