Cheap-Ass Regional Beers Bracketpalooza: The Elite 8

Cheap-Ass Regional Beers Bracketpalooza: The Elite 8

July 25, 2016 / by , / 0 Comment

After a brutal round of 16, we’re down to 8 remaining beers competing to represent their region as the best affordable, local beer you can find in America.

Trying to figure out what it means to be post-hipster now that hipster is so 2009.

What Is Post-Hipster?

May 27, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

“Hipster” is rapidly in decline, a far cry from its cultural prominence in the halcyon days of the Bush and early Obama administration. But what does it mean to be “post-hipster?”


What Your Favorite Font Says About You

March 27, 2015 / by / 0 Comment

Everyone is judging you all of the time. Whether it’s your hair, your shirt, or your emoji usage, people will read into everything little thing you do. Fonts are no exception.


The (Very) In-Depth Guide to Naming Your Penis

July 29, 2014 / by / 6 Comments

Schlong. Quiver bone. Surfboardt. There are hundreds of different names for what we as a society have come to call “the penis.” However, a true gentleman does not settle on a generic description like “purple-helmeted warrior of love” for his own ding-dong. No, he must find an individual name for his meat constrictor – one that matches his personality, goals, and pubic hair.

via vulture.com

Unbeliever: Why beloved band Vampire Weekend doesn’t click with me

February 18, 2014 / by / 18 Comments

It all began with this brief profile in Paste Magazine. That’s when I figured they weren’t for me. Paste writer Rachael Maddux called them “polite punk.” Gross.