Episode 5

Recap and review of episode 5 of MTV's Are You The One? season 4

Are You the One? Season 4 Episode 5 Recap

July 20, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Fresh off another four-beam match-up ceremony, the women of the AYTO house decide to dive into strategy (or rather, George W. Bush’s “strategery” – something that sounds like strategy, but has no reasonable guidance).

As is custom on Bachelor in Paradise, Champion Shitstarter Chris Harrison brings in the one person that would bring the present situation to a head: Samantha.

Bachelor in Paradise, Season 2 Episode 5 Recap

August 16, 2015 / by / 13 Comments

We left off last week’s Bachelor in Paradise on a cliffhanger: Clare had just run off into the jungle in a fit of tears, frustrated by her lack of prospects on the show.


Are You The One Season 2 Episode 5 Recap

November 06, 2014 / by / 12 Comments

The rules for reviewing AYTO are very similar to the rules of being a secret agent: don’t fall in love. Maintaining distance from the contestants of the show is essential.


The Challenge: Free Agents Episode 5 Recap

May 11, 2014 / by / 19 Comments

The fifth episode of The Challenge: Free Agents doesn’t waste any time. Within a minute after the opening sequence, we’re already watching this week’s challenge take place. As a format, Free Agents is turning out to be everything I ever wanted it to be – fast paced, ruthless, and skill-based. Political deliberation and drama still take up a sizeable chunk of screen time, but of The Challenge seasons I’ve seen, this is the one that spends the most time actually dealing with, well, challenges.

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Are You the One? Episode 5 Recap

February 21, 2014 / by / 25 Comments

We are now halfway through the first season of Are You the One? and things are not looking great for our fearless protagonists.   Through a combination of bad luck and a shared aversion to logical thinking, the house has so far been unable to lock down any perfect matches, and has never gotten more than four perfect matches in a ceremony.

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The Real World: Ex-Plosion Episode 5 “Ex-Plosion” Recap

February 06, 2014 / by / 15 Comments

Real World Ex-Plosion Recap Chapter 5: In Which the Exes Arrive Finally, after four episodes of the Real World: Ex-Plosion, we are given what we have been promised. The moment when we finally got to see Jenny’s surprise face unfold in real time. The arrival of the exes. What an event.