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Our highly analytical breakdown of the most likely Song Of The Summer finalist for 2016

What’s Going to be The Song Of The Summer 2016?

June 13, 2016 / by / 1 Comment

A few weeks ago as I sat my desk, hunched over my computer, a young child came up to me and exclaimed,“April showers bring May flowers!”

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Speculating the plot and characters of LeBron James and Justin Lin's upcoming Space Jam 2

This is how the LeBron James ‘Space Jam’ sequel should go down

May 03, 2016 / by , / 0 Comment

Space Jam is getting a sequel, with LeBron James once again teaming up with a squad of stars whose career primes occurred long ago in an attempt at intergalactic basketball dominance.

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After listening to both Lemonade and Views at least 1.5 times, I came to a pretty obvious conclusion: Drake is a better feminist than Beyonce.

Hot Takes In Your Area: Drake Is A Better Feminist Than Beyonce

May 02, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Lots of women like to claim to be feminists, but it can be tough to separate the true feminists from the imposters. That’s why it’s important to have people like me acting as the final judge on who really counts as a feminist.

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A line-by-line analysis of Nicki Minaj, Drake, and Lil' Wayne's "Truffle Butter"

The True Meaning of Nicki Minaj’s “Truffle Butter”

March 06, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Since last summer the should-have-been-Academy-Award nominated song “Truffle Butter” has been blaring across suburban exercise classes across the country.

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If These GOP Presidential Candidates Were Rap Songs of 2015

December 15, 2015 / by / 0 Comment

We determined which hip hop song of 2015 was most applicable to these six Republican presidential candidates because, if we’re being honest, we just really needed something enjoyable to laugh about with these candidates.

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A Line-by-Line Analysis of “Hotline Bling” by Drake

November 01, 2015 / by / 7 Comments

Drake has graced the world with a new single, “Hotline Bling.” Unfortunately though, the song’s ridiculous music video has dominated the conversation — with countless gifs of Drake dancing poorly by himself flooding the Internet. National Ave is here to change that.

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Electoral College Dropout: Speculating Kanye’s Cabinet Appointments in 2020

September 09, 2015 / by / 1 Comment

December, 2020 — It’s been approximately one month since the nation chose to elect the presidential ticket of Kanye West and Dalai Lama

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Jeb Bush snapchat

10 Snaps that Jeb Bush chose not to use for his campaign launch Snapchat Story

June 16, 2015 / by , / 3 Comments

This is the way a Presidential campaign begins. Not with a bang, but a dick pic. Now that Jeb Bush has officially announced his presidency via Snapchat Story, it’s time to look at what video clips didn’t quite make the cut:

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Vice President Biden’s Coachella Police Report

May 06, 2015 / by / 0 Comment

It has been reported by several witnesses that Vice President and Ben & Jerry’s enthusiast Joe Biden spent an inordinate amount of time at this year’s Coachella fest trying to evade police and “getting more ass than a toilet seat.” Fortunately for the American public, his police record was released this morning and accounts for most of the happenings at Coachella:

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