Roger Goodell is dumb. Do not forget that.

Never Forget That Roger Goodell Is a Dumb Human

September 07, 2016 / by / 3 Comments

It has been a relatively quiet off-season for NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, in the sense that this summer he failed to make a public spectacle of his own nincompoopery by, say, convening a kangaroo court to suspend one of the league’s most visible stars for a scientifically implausible equipment modification, or by convening that same kangaroo court to investigate something that’s actually bad but repeatedly tripping over his own dick in the process.


8 Pictures Showing That Jay Cutler May Be Deflated

January 21, 2015 / by / 2 Comments

The 2014 NFL season has read as a running tab of violations and broken rules. The post-season hasn’t changed that. Here’s the newest controversy in the NFL: an investigation into the Chicago Bears’ coaching staff for allowing starting quarterback Jay Cutler to become deflated.