Coachella

Theoden, you see this shit? You see how lit these beacons are? Have you ever seen something this lit?

The Beacons Are Lit AF, Fam

May 11, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Yo fam, check out these beacons. They are lit. Are these beacons not lit? Yeah, they’re fuckin’ lit.

READ MORE
Prince is irreplaceable. Nobody else exists in the cultural space he held.

On Prince

April 21, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

I remember the 2007 Super Bowl for two reasons: 1. It was the day of my great Aunt’s funeral. 2. Prince’s Halftime show.

READ MORE

Vice President Biden’s Coachella Police Report

May 06, 2015 / by / 0 Comment

It has been reported by several witnesses that Vice President and Ben & Jerry’s enthusiast Joe Biden spent an inordinate amount of time at this year’s Coachella fest trying to evade police and “getting more ass than a toilet seat.” Fortunately for the American public, his police record was released this morning and accounts for most of the happenings at Coachella:

READ MORE