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Here are seven names that are infinitely better than 'Guaranteed Rate Field'

7 Names For Sox Park That Would Be Less Terrible Than Guaranteed Rate Field

August 25, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

The White Sox announced yesterday that starting at the end of the season, US Cellular Field will be renamed… Guaranteed Rate Field.

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Patrick Swayze PBR commercial

Cheap-Ass Regional Beers Bracketpalooza: The Final Four

August 09, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

After a grueling Elite 8, it’s time for the semifinals of our Cheap-Ass Regional Beers Bracketpalooza. At long last we’ve come to the Final Four, where we as a nation will determine what beers should content for the title as the most affordable, local beer you can find in America.

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Cheap-Ass Regional Beers Bracketpalooza: The Elite 8

Cheap-Ass Regional Beers Bracketpalooza: The Elite 8

July 25, 2016 / by , / 0 Comment

After a brutal round of 16, we’re down to 8 remaining beers competing to represent their region as the best affordable, local beer you can find in America.

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Our bracket for determining the best of America's cheap, regional beers by means of fierce head-to-head competition.

Cheap-Ass Regional Beers Bracketpalooza: The Bracket

July 07, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

All craft beers are alike. Each cheap-ass regional beer, however, is unique in its own special way.

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Coming to grips with the no good, terrible, very bad Chicago Bulls 2015-2016 season.

Requiem For A Team: Three Hours Watching The Mess On Madison

April 15, 2016 / by / 1 Comment

The entire arena feels like a hangover. There’s the scent of stale beer and greasy food. The lights seem a little too bright and the music just a bit too loud. And of course, there’s the regret.

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The Bachelor Season 20 Episode 7 Recap: Back Home in Indiana

February 15, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

L.A., Mexico City, and the Bahamas are fine and all, but know what’s really the sexiest place on Earth? North-Central Indiana. Welcome to our weekly recap of The Bachelor.

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A new campaign ad from the Bernie 2016 campaign outlines the differences between Sanders and his primary challenger Hillary Clinton.

This Bernie Sanders ad perfectly demonstrates what Bernie has but Hillary doesn’t

January 21, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Vermont senator, self-described socialist, and 2016 Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has released a 30-second ad that his campaign hopes goes a long way towards identifying what separates him from his primary challenger, Hillary Clinton. Take a watch:

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A review of Dave Chappelle's cellphone-less show at Chicago's Thalia Hall

A Night With Dave

December 07, 2015 / by / 0 Comment

Dave Chappelle has the biggest balls in comedy.

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7 Reasons Why Los Angeles Is a Shitty Garbage City

May 30, 2015 / by / 19 Comments

Los Angeles is the taint of the United States: It’s hot, it smells funny, and the only people into it are real freaks. Here’s why Los Angeles is a shitty garbage city:

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