Like it or not, Donald Trump's campaign has changed our country for the worse.

How Donald’s Deep Insecurities Damaged Our Democracy

October 18, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

A Donald has already begun explaining to us all why his impending electoral beat down at the hands of one Hillary Rodham Clinton is not his fault. The game is rigged, he howls.

Wondering how contemporary news organizations would cover the events of Star Wars

If The Events of Star Wars Were Covered By Major Media News Outlets

December 17, 2015 / by / 0 Comment

How would contemporary media organizations cover the events of the Star Wars universe?


The Pursuit of The Man Bun: The Bungiving

January 22, 2015 / by / 1 Comment

I am not a hero. Despite whatever you may think while hearing the tales of my noble pursuit, you must remember I am just a simple man with simple dreams. As a recent college graduate in a new city, I found myself aimless, wandering from Grantland posts to job posts and back with apathy. My life felt empty, directionless. I needed a goal to aspire to. Fortunately, my spiritual advisor, Buzzfeed, directed me towards one of the world’s most noble pursuits: The Man Bun.

Imagining if Vice, Upworthy, Buzzfeed, and more re-titled your favorite children's books.

Classic Children’s Books Re-Titled by Major Media Outlets

August 05, 2014 / by , , / 39 Comments

Can you imagine if Buzzfeed, Vice, The New York Times, and other popular news outlets re-titled your favorite children’s books? Well we did, because #journalism.


The Honest Entry-Level Cover Letter

July 31, 2014 / by / 22 Comments

Dear HR Assistant, I would like to express my interest in an entry-level position with your company, whose name I am currently checking my browser to remember. Throughout my time Googling job openings in this city, I happened upon this company’s page and noticed you have several open positions that could provide me with money.


The (Very) In-Depth Guide to Naming Your Penis

July 29, 2014 / by / 6 Comments

Schlong. Quiver bone. Surfboardt. There are hundreds of different names for what we as a society have come to call “the penis.” However, a true gentleman does not settle on a generic description like “purple-helmeted warrior of love” for his own ding-dong. No, he must find an individual name for his meat constrictor – one that matches his personality, goals, and pubic hair.