A First-Hand Account of the Pumpkin Spice Apocalypse

October 01, 2014 / by / 21 Comments

7:01 am I hadn’t been awake for even fifteen seconds before I heard on the radio what had happened. They had been saying for months that one day it would happen, but we were all too enthralled with our seasonal pleasures to give them the benefit of¬†heeding their warnings.