What Zayn Malik's sexy smash hit can teach us about defeating the existential threat of ISIS

How Zayn’s “Pillowtalk” gave us a strategy to defeat ISIS

March 11, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Zayn Malik’s sexy smash “Pillowtalk” is already one of the biggest hits of 2016. But what you may not know is that the single not only is a commercial success and dirty redirection of the singer’s style, but also lays out a cogent blueprint for defeating one of the international community’s most dangerous and existential threats:

Determining the better aging low-post player according to their musical performances of "Winning Streak" and "How To Save a Life."

Pau Gasol vs. Carlos Boozer: A musical analysis

July 13, 2014 / by / 15 Comments

Pau Gasol is going to the Chicago Bulls, and seemingly for the first time in his career Carlos Boozer is hustling so that the door won’t hit him on the way out.


A Line-by-Line Analysis of “Fancy” by Iggy Azalea ft. Charli XCX

July 05, 2014 / by / 30 Comments

With its sixth week atop the Billboard Hot 100, “Fancy” has now claimed the title for the longest-leading No. 1 by a female rapper. Since Iggy Azalea looks poised to continue her run as the face and voice of Summer, we here at National Ave thought it would be of value to explain the meaning of the song you’re bound to hear at least 21,937 more times before September arrives.

A lyrical analysis of Jason Derulo's hit song "Wiggle"

A Line-By-Line Analysis of Jason Derulo’s “Wiggle”

May 13, 2014 / by / 405 Comments

If you didn’t know, Jason Derulo is having a renaissance right now. No more is Jason Derulo riding solo or picturing getting with ~ladies~ in his head. He’s talking dirty to international superstars and trying to answer the age-old question: how did she fit all that ass in them jeans? My passion for “Wiggle” cannot be understated. Let’s have a look at the inner workings of that sensual, sensitive soulful singer-songwriter’s mind.

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Are You the One? We figured out the ten perfect matches, here's how

Are You the One? Episode 4 Recap

February 14, 2014 / by / 16 Comments

 Are You the One? Episode 4 Recap                 At the outset of the 4th episode of Are You the One? we find our contestants in low spirits. They’ve just discovered that in their latest matchup ceremony they’ve only managed to get 2 out of 10 couples correct – a step down from the 4 out of ten couples in episode 2.