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Our bracket for determining the best of America's cheap, regional beers by means of fierce head-to-head competition.

Cheap-Ass Regional Beers Bracketpalooza: The Bracket

July 07, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

All craft beers are alike. Each cheap-ass regional beer, however, is unique in its own special way.

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Recap and Review of Serial Season 2, Episode 9: "Trade Secrets"

Serial Season 2 Episode 9 Recap: Make America Thoughtful Again

March 03, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Welcome to National Ave’s weekly Serial recaps. This recap covers Episode 9 of Season 2, “Trade Secrets.”

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Jon Schneidman's weekly recap and review of Serial Season 2 continues with episodes 7 and 8, "Hindsight."

Serial Season 2 Episode 7+8 Recap: Ugh. But, Like, Who Even is John Galt?

February 19, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Welcome to National Ave’s weekly Serial recaps. This recap covers Episodes 7+8 of Season 2, “Hindsight.”

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The Five Best Sports Reasons to Set Things on Fire

April 05, 2015 / by / 0 Comment

The discovery of fire will forever be the most significant technological progression for man. It signifies man’s triumph over nature, and allowed humanity to safely consume beef like real fucking Americans.

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Why NFL Fans Should Be Excited about the Second Coming of Tebow

March 10, 2015 / by / 3 Comments

Tim Tebow, praise be his name, is (probably) returning to the NFL – and you should be excited about it, Tebowdamnit!

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Giving Boston the U.S. Olympic bid is pretty much the worst thing ever

Giving Boston the U.S. Olympic bid is a travesty of justice

February 06, 2015 / by / 0 Comment

My fellow Americans, We have made a grave mistake. 

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Every so often Ali reviews a movie she hasn’t actually seen, based solely on comments from Twitter, IMDb, Rotten Tomatoes, etc. This week, she reviews the Oscar Best Picture nominees.

We Didn’t See That: Rating this year’s Oscar nominees

January 22, 2015 / by / 15 Comments

Every so often Ali reviews a movie she hasn’t actually seen, based solely on comments from Twitter, IMDb, Rotten Tomatoes, etc. This week, she reviews the Oscar Best Picture nominees. 

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We did a power hour while listening to one minute of the top 60 songs of 2005.

2005 in Music: A Power Hour Review

October 08, 2014 / by / 6 Comments

Each week for the next 10 weeks, we will be doing a power hour while listening to one minute of the top 60 songs of the each of the last ten years. Don’t ask us why, it just felt like it was really important that we do this. Next up: 2005.

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Presidents as Game of Thrones characters

If Every U.S. President Were a Game of Thrones Character

June 15, 2014 / by , / 91 Comments

Nothing goes together quite like politics and Game of Thrones. And it’s not like we had anything better to do than to figure out what Game of Thrones character every U.S. President most resembles. Here’s our fairly fitting, occasionally forced comparison between important figures from disparate but equally immoral realms.

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Major League Baseball's season is underway. We remember why we love baseball.

In Full Swing: Why I love baseball season

March 30, 2014 / by / 30 Comments

I sucked at baseball as a kid. I could play the field all right, and my first base skills were at least comparable to Frank Thomas’. I couldn’t hit for shit though, and besides if I ever got on base I ran about as slow as David Ortiz hopped-up on Quaaludes. Needless to say my baseball career didn’t last much longer than the kid in Rookie of the Year. But man do I love baseball.

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