2016

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The Best Albums of 2016 (so far)

July 05, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Hard as it may be to believe, 2016 is already more than halfway over. And despite what the Trump campaign or British xenophobia may have you believe, it hasn’t all been terrible this year either, at least not music-wise.

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A triumph of both lyrically tenderness and lo-fi intensity, Puberty 2 has overtaken Kanye West’s ever-evolving The Life of Pablo as the best album of the year.

500 words on Why Mitski’s Puberty 2 is my favorite Album of 2016

June 17, 2016 / by / 1 Comment

I’m an easy person to please. I like my rock n’ roll sad and about love. The more times someone sings “cry” the better. I have the album cover of Sea Change on my bedroom wall for crying out loud.

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Following the release of the latest crop of emails obtained from Hillary Clinton's personal email account, National Ave has obtained the 2016 presidential candidates list of resolutions for the new year

Hillary Clinton’s New Years Resolutions

January 04, 2016 / by , / 0 Comment

Following the release of the latest crop of emails obtained from Hillary Clinton’s personal email account, National Ave has obtained the 2016 presidential candidates list of resolutions for the new year:

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You already have your Halloween costume picked out, but you’re not quite sure which 2016 presidential candidate that means you are. Let’s find out!

What your Halloween costume says about your candicacy for the presidential nomination

October 29, 2015 / by , , / 4 Comments

You already have your Halloween costume picked out, but you’re not quite sure which 2016 presidential candidate that means you are. Let’s find out!

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Let’s Talk About That “Hillary Donors vs. Bernie Donors” Infographic Meme Thing

August 12, 2015 / by / 15 Comments

This isn’t going to be an article advocating for one candidate over another. The first primary isn’t for, like, seven months, we haven’t even had a debate yet, and signing my name in blood for either candidate this far in advance feels like a thing a crazy person would do.

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Guaranteed to obliterate you faster than Lindsey Graham's dwindling presidential viability.

The Official 2016 GOP Debate Drinking Game

August 06, 2015 / by , , / 3 Comments

In case pre-gaming the first Republican presidential debate during the 5pm happy hour round kids table isn’t enough, here’s our official 2016 GOP Debate drinking game rules, guaranteed to obliterate you faster than Lindsey Graham’s dwindling presidential viability:

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We Couldn’t Help Ourselves: The 2016 Candidates As Game of Thrones Characters

July 25, 2015 / by / 3 Comments

The 2016 presidential election is underway, and you know what that means: editors hastily searching for metaphors to explain the bacchanal of intrigue, money, and women-bashing we’re about to experience. And what better metaphor for the 2016 campaign season than Game of Thrones?

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10 Snaps that Jeb Bush chose not to use for his campaign launch Snapchat Story

June 16, 2015 / by , / 3 Comments

This is the way a Presidential campaign begins. Not with a bang, but a dick pic. Now that Jeb Bush has officially announced his presidency via Snapchat Story, it’s time to look at what video clips didn’t quite make the cut:

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If there’s one thing we don’t need in 2016, it’s a coronation. With our nation standing at a pivotal crossroads, more than ever we need a healthy and vigorous debate about the Great Issues of our time.

Why I’m Running for President

May 24, 2015 / by / 0 Comment

If there’s one thing we don’t need in 2016, it’s a coronation. With our nation standing at a pivotal crossroads, more than ever we need a healthy and vigorous debate about the Great Issues of our time.

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An updated handicapping of the 2016 presidential candidates

April 14, 2015 / by , / 2 Comments

The 2016 presidential field is already as cluttered as the skeletons in John Edwards’ closet. We’re here to help you evaluate the pros and cons of the potential leaders of the free world.

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