2016 Presidential Election

Donald Trump robbed us of the joy and thrill of a Presidential election, especially one without an incumbent.

Donald Trump Robbed Me

October 23, 2016 / by / 2 Comments

Donald Trump robbed me.

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Like it or not, Donald Trump's campaign has changed our country for the worse.

How Donald’s Deep Insecurities Damaged Our Democracy

October 18, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

A Donald has already begun explaining to us all why his impending electoral beat down at the hands of one Hillary Rodham Clinton is not his fault. The game is rigged, he howls.

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It turns out, Trump has only liked 44 tweets in his storied online existence. Let’s take a closer look.

A Deep Dive Into The Tweets Donald Trump Has Liked

October 12, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Earlier this week, Ivanka Trump’s Twitter account “accidentally” liked a tweet in which her father (Republican presidential nominee and person who brags about having 5 times fewer online followers than Katy Perry, Donald Trump) called her a nice piece of ass, because life is an unending series of nightmares.

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This presidential campaign isn't reminiscent of 1968 -- it feels like 1964 all over again.

No, it’s not 1968. It’s 1964.

September 28, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Earlier this year, New York magazine ran a piece by Jonathan Chait titled “It Is Not 1968.” It’s a good article and well worth your time, but the basic premise is that despite the social upheaval at home and violence around the world, 2016 is not much like one of the most iconic and chaotic years in American history. Chait is right, it’s not 1968. It’s 1964.

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In their first debate, Hillary needs to stand up to Donald Trump the Bully.

Hillary Needs To Slay The Bully

September 25, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Everybody dreams of standing up to The Bully.

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Donald Trump is actually fucking beating Hillary in the polls. Time to freak the living shit out.

Trump’s up in the polls. Let’s freak the fuck out.

July 25, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

It’s happening. Donald Trump leads Hillary Clinton in the race for president, according to a whole shit ton of polls released after the GOP convention.

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QUIZ: Tiffany Trump or Disney Channel Actress?

July 21, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Can you decide which girl is a potential first daughter and which is a generic blonde actress/singer/whatever under the age of 30?

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Donald Trump RNC

Let’s Take A Moment To Laugh At Donald Trump

July 21, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

I have to confess that I felt an overwhelming sense of dread heading into the Republican National Convention this week. Not a “Ughhhhh I hate republicans they’re soooooo dumb” dread. A “Somebody’s gonna die” dread.

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Courtesy of M.E.J. Newman

How The Electoral College Screws Over People Of Color

July 14, 2016 / by / 2 Comments

Sometime on or before November 8, 2016, tens of millions of Americans will cast their votes for President of the United States. Results will be collected, networks will declare a winner, and one candidate will be deemed the President-Elect.

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Analyzing the short list of Donald Trump's potential vice presidential selections.

Who Will Trump Pick for VP?

June 30, 2016 / by / 12 Comments

Abraham Lincoln’s party has chosen Donald J. Trump as its standard bearer. That part is done.

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