Week 6 NFL Predictions in Haiku

October 09, 2014 / by / 11 Comments

Indianapolis Colts vs. Houston Texans

Don’t know who wins but

they’ll win by ninety points ’cause

Thursday Night Football

New England Patriots vs. Buffalo Bills 

Great joy when Pats choke

They will choke again; wait, fuck,

I just picked the Bills

Baltimore Ravens vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Baltimore Ravens

Win game by seventeen points

Flacco injures chode

Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Cleveland Browns

Steelers will beat Browns

Hopefully not by much so

Manziel doesn’t play

Carolina Panthers vs. Cincinnati Bengals

Andy Dalton, the

forgotten Weasley brother,

will lead team to win

Denver Broncos vs. New York Jets

Geno Smith, ha ha,

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha,

What a piece of shit

Detroit Lions vs. Minnesota Vikings

If Ponder gets injured,

state laws stipulate that

Bachmann plays QB

Green Bay Packers vs. Miami Dolphins

Aaron Rodgers quits,

Pursues career in acting

Packers fans still worst

Jacksonville Jaguars vs. Tennessee Titans

We are all sinners,

Standing by, not stopping this

sick monstrosity

San Diego Chargers vs. Oakland Raiders

Guess what? Raiders lose

I heard LA is in the

market for a team

Chicago Bears vs. Atlanta Falcons

I guess Bears will win,

Cavallari hates vaccines,

Let’s not forget that

Dallas Cowboys vs. Seattle Seahawks

Seattle home game

I hope Romo puts his dick

in the 12th man’s mouth

Washington Redskins vs. Arizona Cardinals

Redskins will win game

LOL JK, they won’t

They are the Redskins

New York Giants vs. Philadelphia Eagles

Eagles likely win,

But no matter the score, their

Fans will be polite

San Francisco 49ers vs. St. Louis Rams

I hope the Rams win

So we see Harbaugh act like

ape on ecstasy