Your uncle’s not gonna be able to get out of this one by shouting about drug testing welfare recipients!

This One Question Will Stump Your Conservative Friends And Also Anyone Else Who Reads It Because It’s Incoherent

September 14, 2015 / by / 3 Comments

We all have that one uncle — you know, the super conservative one who finds a way to bring up politics at every family function. If it seems like he has an answer for everything, well, just wait until he tries to answer this completely incoherent and senseless question:

If Billy has eight red marbles and Laura has three green marbles and a slice of pepperoni pizza, and the marbles turn into ghouls when you put them in the Pouch of Egror, how many pterodactyls will Ashleigh (spelled with an -eigh, yep) have next year?

Your uncle’s not gonna be able to get out of this one by shouting about drug testing welfare recipients! LOL, #unclefail! Let us know how your crazy conservative uncle or literally anyone reacts when you ask them this bumbling mess of a question!