Here Are 60 Snow-based Pun Hashtags For Your Annoying Instas This Weekend

January 22, 2016 / by , , / 1 Comment

The East Coast is rapidly descending into godless chaos today, as the “Storm of the Century” nears its arrival. The apocalyptic clusterfuck of wind, snow, and Safeway lines is expected to hit hardest in Washington DC, a city in which there are more leaders of the free world (1) than snow plows (0). Since the overzealous Congressional interns and tawdry¬†government employees who comprise around 90% of DC’s population (not to mention the legion of basic bitches that dot the Eastern Seaboard at large) will surely be providing a wealth of social media updates about WSJ (yes, we’re calling it that), we’ve gone ahead and come up with 60 hashtags for it:

#Snowghazi

#Snowchella

#SnowVWade

#EdwardSnowedIn

#BlizzardMeTimbers

#DCSoWhite

#RIPDavidSnowie

#SnowLongFarewellAufWiedersehnGoodbye

#Blizzkrieg

#BlizzardPeople

#EdwardBlizzardHands

#StormacMcCarthy

#Stormandy

#TheBreadlessHorseman

#StraightOuttaGroceries

#SnowMoneySnowProblems

#SnowChildLeftBehind

#JetFuelCanMeltSnowBeams

#FreezNuts

#FreezyTaughtMe

#FreezusLovesMeThisIKnowForTheCapitalWeatherGangTellsMeSo

#BerniesSpendingPlanIsntFreezable

#ThanksSnowbama

#SnowMoreMrNiceGuy

#SnowYouThinkYouCanDance

#SnowsBeforeHoes

#SnowFuckYourselfSanDiego

#AndIHeardAsItWereTheNoiseOfThunderSnow

#FrostBenefitAnalysis

#TheSnowBlowsWhiteInTheDistrictTonightNotAFootprintToBeSeen

#AKingdomOfIsnowlationAndItLooksLikeImTheQueen

#SnowMeDemTitties

#SnowMeTheMoney

#BabyGurlYaSnowDamnFineDoe

#MyHeartWillSnowOn

#StephFlurry

#TheFastAndTheFlurrious

#SnowSayCanYouSee

#SnowflexHomeGym

#DontTrustASnow

#FrostInTranslation

#FrostNixon

#SnowCountryForSnowMen

#CurtChilling

#FrozencrantzAndGuildensternAreDead

#TheHillsHaveIce

#ColdAsCruz’sHeartSnap

#IcelamicState

#AShiverRunsThroughIt

#DealOrSnowDeal

#FreezusHChrist

#WhiterThanTheGOP

#SpendingFreeze

#NOTTHEFREEZZZZZZZ

#LandOfTheFreezeAndTheHomeOfTheBrrrrrave

#FridayFridaySnowsComingDownOnFriday

#28InchesLater

#AllThePresidentsSnowmen

#DawnOfTheSled

#MakeWinterGreatAgain


  • Nikki Goldsteen

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