26 Things That Go Through The Mind of a 20-Something Adult Every Day

July 28, 2015 / by / 0 Comment

What if I just stay in bed and never go to work ever again?

bubbles morning

 

I’m going to slam my alarm like they do in the movies.

punch alarm

 

OH GOD, I’M SORRY iPHONE! I DIDN’T MEAN TO HURT YOU

iphone

 

Is alcohol breakfast?

alcohol

 

Why is the subway/highway/fucking everywhere so crowded?

new plague

 

Don’t come in my elevator, don’t come in my elevator, don’t come in my elevator.

elevator

 

Damnit, someone else came into the elevator.

sad paul dano

 

How long can I stare at this one tile before it’s awkward?

eye contact

 

Of course that guy is already here. So much for impressing the boss with my punctuality.

liz lemon

 

How did I get this job in the first place?

kevin smart

 

Am I even an adult?

doctor who adult

 

There’s nothing wrong with having a lunch cocktail. Or three.

misfits alcohol

 

I’m basically Don Draper.

don draper

 

I’m not an adult.

candy for dinner

 

Maybe I’ll start reading The New York Times.

reading is hard

 

OOOH “67 Corgi Puppies That Look Like Hamsters If You Squint Really Hard”

pups

 

This day is SOOOO. LONG.

stanley bored

 

We should all get drinks after work. Except that one girl. And that guy. And those other two. Fuck it, I’m drinking alone.

vodka pain

 

YES. THE DAY IS OVER.  Now I only have to do this for another…the rest of my life.

dying

 

Thank god for Netflix.

no friends
 

What do other people even do with their free time?

world-without-books-gifs-boring

 

I should be more discerning on Tinder.

get away

 

Fuck it, right swipe for everyone. GIVE ME ALL THE MATCHES.

yes to love 30 rock

 

I need to clean my apartment sometime that isn’t now.

cleaning

 

Is it wrong to ask my parents to visit so they can clean for me?

oops

 

What am I even doing with my life?

no idea dog