26 Things That Go Through The Mind of a 20-Something Adult Every Day
What if I just stay in bed and never go to work ever again?
I’m going to slam my alarm like they do in the movies.
OH GOD, I’M SORRY iPHONE! I DIDN’T MEAN TO HURT YOU
Is alcohol breakfast?
Why is the subway/highway/fucking everywhere so crowded?
Don’t come in my elevator, don’t come in my elevator, don’t come in my elevator.
Damnit, someone else came into the elevator.
How long can I stare at this one tile before it’s awkward?
Of course that guy is already here. So much for impressing the boss with my punctuality.
How did I get this job in the first place?
Am I even an adult?
There’s nothing wrong with having a lunch cocktail. Or three.
I’m basically Don Draper.
I’m not an adult.
Maybe I’ll start reading The New York Times.
OOOH “67 Corgi Puppies That Look Like Hamsters If You Squint Really Hard”
This day is SOOOO. LONG.
We should all get drinks after work. Except that one girl. And that guy. And those other two. Fuck it, I’m drinking alone.
YES. THE DAY IS OVER. Now I only have to do this for another…the rest of my life.
Thank god for Netflix.
What do other people even do with their free time?
I should be more discerning on Tinder.
Fuck it, right swipe for everyone. GIVE ME ALL THE MATCHES.
I need to clean my apartment sometime that isn’t now.
Is it wrong to ask my parents to visit so they can clean for me?