If The Events of Star Wars Were Covered By Major Media News Outlets
How would contemporary media organizations cover the events of the Star Wars universe? Here’s our guess, because of #journalism:
Vox: The Galactic Civil War, Explained In One Opening Crawl Sequence
Salon: Taking a Stand: This Princess refuses to wear a space bra
CNN: Moon-sized Imperial Base Could Destroy Entire Planet, Experts Suggest
New York Times: Inside the Complex Jawa Trader Economy
Esquire: Women we love of Coruscant — Meet Queen Padme Amidala
Jezebel: We need to talk about Imperial use of force lightning
Deadspin: Jabba the Hutt doesn’t give a shit about Podracer safety
Upworthy: Inspiring! When the Jedi Order refused to save this man’s pregnant wife, he took things into his own hands.
VICE: I got high and partied all night with a band of rebel-allied Ewoks
Politico: How the Republic lost the Outer rim with its taxation policy
Fox News: Emperor Palpatine wants to strip your rights to shoot womp rats back home
Deadspin: Ben Quadrineros Fans React To His Podracer Malfunction
FiveThirtyEight: What it would take for Senator Palpatine to win the Supreme Chancellorship
VICE: Inside the secret world of Tatooine sex slaves
Buzzfeed: 17 struggles only a young padawan can understand
GQ: 10 bomber jackets no smuggler can live without
Upworthy: He gambled for a child’s life on a podrace. What happened next will surprise you.
Deadspin: Here’s a gif of Anakin murdering innocent young Jedi.
The Atlantic: What the Confederacy of Independent Systems Really Wants
VICE: I injected 15 liquefied death sticks and went to the Boonta’s Eve Podrace
Huffington Post Tatooine: Authorities release ‘chilling’ video of Tusken village massacre
Mother Jones: Did this engineer’s mistake lead to the destruction of the Death Star?
Rolling Stone: The Top 100 Cantina Songs of All Time