GOP Candidates As Very Minor Characters in Star Wars

December 17, 2015 / by / 0 Comment

In light of tonight’s release of The Force Awakens, the Internet has been producing unthinkable amounts of content related to the hit series, ranging from Disney-sponsored Spotify playlists to Bill Kristol’s unwanted musings on meritocracy to the inevitable Salon thinkpiece bravely wading through the almost-unanimous excitement about the movie to find something about which to needlessly complain.

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If These GOP Presidential Candidates Were Rap Songs of 2015

December 15, 2015 / by / 0 Comment

We determined which hip hop song of 2015 was most applicable to these six Republican presidential candidates because, if we’re being honest, we just really needed something enjoyable to laugh about with these candidates.

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Exclusive: Special Menu for the Annual GOP Christmas Party

December 14, 2015 / by / 0 Comment

Welcome to the 161st annual GOP Christmas party!

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Was the live action version of the Grinch a chilling prediction of the circumstances that would bring about the Black Lives Matter movement?

A Reminder That How The Grinch Stole Christmas Isn’t NOT About the Black Lives Matter Movement

December 11, 2015 / by / 1 Comment

Ron Howard and Jim Carrey’s live-action version of Dr. Seuss’ beloved How The Grinch Stole Christmas may have plenty of its detractors, but the film is the second-highest grossing holiday movie of all time, and its zany visual effects and inventive adaptation of Seuss’ original story continues to live out the rest of its day in the convalescence home of ABC Family’s Christmas movie lineup.

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Responding to Oklahoma Wesleyan University president's open letter to his students

A Line-by-Line Response to Dr. Everett Piper’s ‘This Is Not A Day Care’ Open Letter

December 03, 2015 / by / 7 Comments

Earlier this week, Oklahoma Wesleyan University president Dr. Everett Piper penned an open letter to President Obama regarding an incident where an OWU student reported feeling ‘victimized’ by a university sermon. Here’s our line-by-line response:

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There’s A Court Case About Gollum In Turkey Because God Loves Us

December 02, 2015 / by / 0 Comment

The Associated Press reported this morning that Bilgin Ciftci, a Turkish doctor recently accused of defaming President Recep Tayyip Erdogan by comparing him to Gollum on social media, has had his trial adjourned until February 23 while a panel of psychological and cinematic experts determine whether Gollum is actually good or evil.

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You already have your Halloween costume picked out, but you’re not quite sure which 2016 presidential candidate that means you are. Let’s find out!

What your Halloween costume says about your candicacy for the presidential nomination

October 29, 2015 / by , , / 4 Comments

You already have your Halloween costume picked out, but you’re not quite sure which 2016 presidential candidate that means you are. Let’s find out!

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Your uncle’s not gonna be able to get out of this one by shouting about drug testing welfare recipients!

This One Question Will Stump Your Conservative Friends And Also Anyone Else Who Reads It Because It’s Incoherent

September 14, 2015 / by / 3 Comments

We all have that one uncle — you know, the super conservative one who finds a way to bring up politics at every family function. If it seems like he has an answer for everything, well, just wait until he tries to answer this completely incoherent and senseless question:

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Electoral College Dropout: Speculating Kanye’s Cabinet Appointments in 2020

September 09, 2015 / by / 1 Comment

December, 2020 — It’s been approximately one month since the nation chose to elect the presidential ticket of Kanye West and Dalai Lama

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Let’s Talk About That “Hillary Donors vs. Bernie Donors” Infographic Meme Thing

August 12, 2015 / by / 15 Comments

This isn’t going to be an article advocating for one candidate over another. The first primary isn’t for, like, seven months, we haven’t even had a debate yet, and signing my name in blood for either candidate this far in advance feels like a thing a crazy person would do.

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