In their first debate, Hillary needs to stand up to Donald Trump the Bully.

Hillary Needs To Slay The Bully

September 25, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Everybody dreams of standing up to The Bully.

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The Manafortress of Doom

August 22, 2016 / by / 2 Comments

Last Friday, Trump Campaign Chairman Paul Manafort resigned, but this is unlikely to harm him personally—Paul Manafort has divided his career up into seven horcruxes, and so it cannot end until they are destroyed.

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Let us joyfully celebrate the 1-year anniversary of Marco Rubio beaning a toddler in the head with a football

August 18, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

It’s hard to put into words how strange the 2016 election season has been.

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Donald Trump is actually fucking beating Hillary in the polls. Time to freak the living shit out.

Trump’s up in the polls. Let’s freak the fuck out.

July 25, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

It’s happening. Donald Trump leads Hillary Clinton in the race for president, according to a whole shit ton of polls released after the GOP convention.

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QUIZ: Tiffany Trump or Disney Channel Actress?

July 21, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Can you decide which girl is a potential first daughter and which is a generic blonde actress/singer/whatever under the age of 30?

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Donald Trump RNC

Let’s Take A Moment To Laugh At Donald Trump

July 21, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

I have to confess that I felt an overwhelming sense of dread heading into the Republican National Convention this week. Not a “Ughhhhh I hate republicans they’re soooooo dumb” dread. A “Somebody’s gonna die” dread.

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Courtesy of M.E.J. Newman

How The Electoral College Screws Over People Of Color

July 14, 2016 / by / 2 Comments

Sometime on or before November 8, 2016, tens of millions of Americans will cast their votes for President of the United States. Results will be collected, networks will declare a winner, and one candidate will be deemed the President-Elect.

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Analyzing the short list of Donald Trump's potential vice presidential selections.

Who Will Trump Pick for VP?

June 30, 2016 / by / 12 Comments

Abraham Lincoln’s party has chosen Donald J. Trump as its standard bearer. That part is done.

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Updating the best 25 British rock songs to apply to a post-Brexit world.

Post-Brexit British Rock Songs

June 28, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Now that Britain has fundamentally altered its role in the world following the Brexit vote, it’s time to adjust for the nation’s new global standing by updating their only remaining contribution to global culture to reflect a post-Brexit reality:

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