Here Are 60 Snow-based Pun Hashtags For Your Annoying Instas This Weekend

January 22, 2016 / by , , / 1 Comment

The East Coast is rapidly descending into godless chaos today, as the “Storm of the Century” nears its arrival.

The Chargers and Rams are likely to relocate to Los Angeles and a new Inglewood stadium

It looks like the Rams and the Chargers are heading for L.A., and everybody seems pretty cool with that

January 12, 2016 / by / 2 Comments

According to the Los Angeles Times, “a consensus is building” within the NFL to relocate both the San Diego Chargers and the St. Louis Rams to Los Angeles.


7 Reasons Why Los Angeles Is a Shitty Garbage City

May 30, 2015 / by / 24 Comments

Los Angeles is the taint of the United States: It’s hot, it smells funny, and the only people into it are real freaks. Here’s why Los Angeles is a shitty garbage city:


Florida Man vs. GOP Lawmaker

February 26, 2015 / by / 2 Comments

He’s the most infamous man in the world. He’ll moon an IHOP after impersonating a cop. He’ll accuse holograms of abducting his wife. He is…Florida Man.

Giving Boston the U.S. Olympic bid is pretty much the worst thing ever

Giving Boston the U.S. Olympic bid is a travesty of justice

February 06, 2015 / by / 0 Comment

My fellow Americans, We have made a grave mistake. 


Point/Counterpoint: Should We Euthanize the Jacksonville Jaguars?

October 13, 2014 / by , / 45 Comments

POINT: We must euthanize the Jacksonville Jaguars.


Save Our High School History Curriculum–Stop Dedicating an Entire Goddamn Unit to the Gilded Age

September 25, 2014 / by / 244 Comments

The Jefferson County School Board in Denver, Colorado has come under heat recently for their controversial proposal to teach a history curriculum that is revised to bolster patriotic sentiments and faith in capitalism. Many people — myself included — are outraged.

Report from Chicago Bears training camp in Bourbonnais, Illinois

Ladies Day is a lie, and other things I learned at Chicago Bears training camp

August 01, 2014 / by / 16 Comments

Ladies Day at Chicago Bears training camp in Bourbonnais, Illinois isn’t quite what you’d expect.

Determining the better aging low-post player according to their musical performances of "Winning Streak" and "How To Save a Life."

Pau Gasol vs. Carlos Boozer: A musical analysis

July 13, 2014 / by / 15 Comments

Pau Gasol is going to the Chicago Bulls, and seemingly for the first time in his career Carlos Boozer is hustling so that the door won’t hit him on the way out.

Ronald Reagan Washington International Aiport

Washington D.C. Needs to Change the Offensive Name of its Airport

July 06, 2014 / by , / 199 Comments

Washington D.C. is a city rich in tradition. It is the epicenter of American history and politics, situated at the convergence of the time-honored Southern and Mid-Atlantic regions. It is this tradition that makes it one of the most fascinating and dynamic cities in the world.