Jeff Weiner #Before9am

Quiz: Which occupation had this #Before9AM post?

August 25, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Since Jeff Weiner apparently has so much time on his hands to be productive before 9am (how he can do that despite presumably having to slog through a backlog of 15,000 useless LinkedIn notifications is beyond us), we wanted to test if you can identify which potential twitter user had the following #Before9AM posts:

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It's PBR vs. Old Style in our championship round to determine the greatest, cheapest, regionaliest beer in America.

Cheap-Ass Regional Beers Bracketpalooza: The Championship Round

August 18, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

At long last, the day has come. After a grueling, month-long tournament, we’re down to the championship to determine the cheapest, assiest, greatest, most American beer you can find in this great nation of ours.

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Patrick Swayze PBR commercial

Cheap-Ass Regional Beers Bracketpalooza: The Final Four

August 09, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

After a grueling Elite 8, it’s time for the semifinals of our Cheap-Ass Regional Beers Bracketpalooza. At long last we’ve come to the Final Four, where we as a nation will determine what beers should content for the title as the most affordable, local beer you can find in America.

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Cheap-Ass Regional Beers Bracketpalooza: The Elite 8

Cheap-Ass Regional Beers Bracketpalooza: The Elite 8

July 25, 2016 / by , / 0 Comment

After a brutal round of 16, we’re down to 8 remaining beers competing to represent their region as the best affordable, local beer you can find in America.

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Following our drink-in round, here are the 16 cheap local beers competing to advance to our bracket's semifinal.

Cheap-Ass Regional Beers Bracketpalooza: The Round of 16

July 13, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

The people have spoken, or at least drunken.

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Our bracket for determining the best of America's cheap, regional beers by means of fierce head-to-head competition.

Cheap-Ass Regional Beers Bracketpalooza: The Bracket

July 07, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

All craft beers are alike. Each cheap-ass regional beer, however, is unique in its own special way.

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Trying to figure out what it means to be post-hipster now that hipster is so 2009.

What Is Post-Hipster?

May 27, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

“Hipster” is rapidly in decline, a far cry from its cultural prominence in the halcyon days of the Bush and early Obama administration. But what does it mean to be “post-hipster?”

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Theoden, you see this shit? You see how lit these beacons are? Have you ever seen something this lit?

The Beacons Are Lit AF, Fam

May 11, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Yo fam, check out these beacons. They are lit. Are these beacons not lit? Yeah, they’re fuckin’ lit.

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After listening to both Lemonade and Views at least 1.5 times, I came to a pretty obvious conclusion: Drake is a better feminist than Beyonce.

Hot Takes In Your Area: Drake Is A Better Feminist Than Beyonce

May 02, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Lots of women like to claim to be feminists, but it can be tough to separate the true feminists from the imposters. That’s why it’s important to have people like me acting as the final judge on who really counts as a feminist.

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Her Majesty seeks a royal tweeter, and I'm just the millennial for the job.

My Application To Be Queen Elizabeth’s Royal Tweeter

April 20, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Queen Elizabeth is looking for a royal tweeter, and I know just the guy:

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