Recap and Review of Episode 2 of Season 4 of MTV's Are You The One?

Are You the One? Season 4 Episode 2 Recap

June 22, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Fresh off of their three-match ceremony, the AYTO house is cautiously optimistic drunkenly passive-aggressive.

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Recap and Review of Episode 1 of Season 4 of MTV's Are You The One?

Are You the One? Season 4 Episode 1 Recap

June 17, 2016 / by / 1 Comment

“If I’m not throwing a quesadilla at you, then you don’t matter.” With this poetic statement from Victoria, it is time to begin the best part of the year: Are You the One? season.

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Here's what we know (and what we think we know) about every match so far for Season 4 of MTV's Are You The One?

Are You The One Season 4? Matchup Grid

June 13, 2016 / by / 6 Comments

Welcome back to everybody’s favorite form of mathematically-sanctioned, alcohol-fueled sexual exploration. No, not the Bachelor, and no, not after hours at the University of Chicago’s college bar on Blaze Pascal night — it’s… MTV’s Are You The One?, back for another booze- and razor-thin-self-confidence-fueled fourth season!

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Hodor didn't have a choice. So don't call him a hero.

Don’t Call Hodor A Hero

May 23, 2016 / by / 1 Comment

**Spoilers, obviously**

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You Should Watch “Horace and Pete”

April 13, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

“The world is too noisy and distracted to probably ultimately survive. Everyone needs to shut the fuck up. The answers are in the silence. Monks set themselves on fire to protest and to make this point. Just consider it.”

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Recap and review of the Bachelor Season 20 finale

The Bachelor Season 20, Finale Recap: Leave (Get Out)

March 14, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

After a long, protracted battle, only two women remain! Welcome to our weekly recap of The Bachelor: finale edition.

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Chris Christie Is Theon Greyjoy

March 02, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

George R.R. Martin himself has posited on multiple occasions that the best fiction has its basis in truth.

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The People vs. O.J. isn't just good tv, it also clearly proves that O.J. didn't murder Nicole Brown Simpson

Hot Takes In Your Area: The People vs. O.J. proves he didn’t do it

February 24, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

NOTE: Hot Takes In Your Area should be considered satire at all points unless you agree with it in which case it’s totally serious.

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It's time for the hometown visits, where we find out what bundle of neuroses brought these women onto The Bachelor!

The Bachelor Season 20, Episode 8 Recap: Take Me Home Tonight

February 22, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Get ready for the hometown visits, where we find out what bundle of resentments brought these women onto The Bachelor! Welcome to our weekly recap of The Bachelor.

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The Bachelor Season 20 Episode 7 Recap: Back Home in Indiana

February 15, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

L.A., Mexico City, and the Bahamas are fine and all, but know what’s really the sexiest place on Earth? North-Central Indiana. Welcome to our weekly recap of The Bachelor.

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