On the surprising feminism and originality of Mad Mad: Fury Road

The Awesomely Original and Totally Unexpected “Mad Max: Fury Road”

May 19, 2015 / by / 0 Comment

Mad Max: Fury Road isn’t just the best action movie of the summer. Or the best action flick of the year. The fourth installment of the Mad Max franchise might just be the best action movie of the whole goddamn decade. 

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The 43 Best James Bond Characters Of All Time

March 05, 2015 / by / 16 Comments

Throughout the 23 Bond films made to this day, there has been an incredibly fascinating array of characters. Some of them are compelling, some of them are boring, some of them are accidentally cast as John Cleese.

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Just because the nominees can't drink doesn't mean you can't while watching from home!

The Ultimate 2015 Oscars Drinking Game

February 22, 2015 / by , / 0 Comment

The Oscars are almost upon us, which means that months of campaigning, prediction-making, and Selma-smearing will finally be resolved in one magical telecast of self-congratulatory opulence.

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Michael Bay’s Script for a Music Video of “The Times They Are A-Changin'”

February 16, 2015 / by / 0 Comment

Michael Bay has done enough to bring harm to the integrity of modern society, but wouldn’t it be borderline impressive if he could do even more?

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Alright, I know I’m a little behind the times here. But I just want to say for the record that Whiplash is hands down the best film of the year.

Whiplash: The best film of 2014

January 28, 2015 / by / 4 Comments

Alright, I know I’m a little behind the times here. But I just want to say for the record that Whiplash is hands down the best film of the year.

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Every so often Ali reviews a movie she hasn’t actually seen, based solely on comments from Twitter, IMDb, Rotten Tomatoes, etc. This week, she reviews the Oscar Best Picture nominees.

We Didn’t See That: Rating this year’s Oscar nominees

January 22, 2015 / by / 15 Comments

Every so often Ali reviews a movie she hasn’t actually seen, based solely on comments from Twitter, IMDb, Rotten Tomatoes, etc. This week, she reviews the Oscar Best Picture nominees. 

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The Ultimate 2015 Golden Globes Drinking Game

January 11, 2015 / by / 1 Comment

Hollywood’s premier luxury drinking event is tonight! And while your schlubby self won’t be on the Red Carpet, that doesn’t mean you should miss out on the chance to get wasted while a bunch of beautiful people win trophies worth more than your car.

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Christopher Nolan's space opera 'Interstellar' is a shitty science fiction film

‘Interstellar’ is shit science fiction

November 12, 2014 / by / 29 Comments

Interstellar — Christopher Nolan’s space/time/mind bending blockbuster and latest entry in the rising McConaissance tide — might feature five interns worth of well-researched theoritical physics equations scribbled on Hollywood backroom whiteboards, but the presence of far-fetched interstellar science does not mean that Interstellar is a good piece of science fiction.

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Are these quotes from The Notebook or Attack of the Clones?

October 23, 2014 / by / 51 Comments

Are these quotes examples of overwrought dialogue delivered by two-dimensional (at best) actors, or quotes from The Notebook? Take our quiz and find out!

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