I grew up in Philly. Until this 4th of July weekend, I had never watched a single “Rocky” movie.

Philadelphia Freedom: Discovering ‘Rocky,’ on Independence Day Forty Years Later

July 04, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

I grew up in Philly. Until this 4th of July weekend, I had never watched a single “Rocky” movie.

Theoden, you see this shit? You see how lit these beacons are? Have you ever seen something this lit?

The Beacons Are Lit AF, Fam

May 11, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Yo fam, check out these beacons. They are lit. Are these beacons not lit? Yeah, they’re fuckin’ lit.

Speculating the plot and characters of LeBron James and Justin Lin's upcoming Space Jam 2

This is how the LeBron James ‘Space Jam’ sequel should go down

May 03, 2016 / by , / 0 Comment

Space Jam is getting a sequel, with LeBron James once again teaming up with a squad of stars whose career primes occurred long ago in an attempt at intergalactic basketball dominance.

Felicity Jones Rogue One trailer

It’s Time For A ‘Rogue One’ Trailer Deep-Dive

April 07, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Come one, come all, and let us gather around the first drops of Disney’s upcoming 8 month deluge of corporate-sanctioned hype and nostalgia leading up to December’s release of Rogue One, the first stand-alone film in the new Star Wars Anthology. 

Now I didn’t see the movie or any of the nominated films but I can tell you one thing: Mad Max should have won Best Picture.

Hot Takes In Your Area: I Didn’t See It But Mad Max Should Have Won Best Picture

February 29, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

NOTE: Hot Takes In Your Area should be considered satire at all points unless you agree with it in which case it’s totally serious.


48 Things I’d Stick In My Urethra Rather Than See “Gods of Egypt”

February 23, 2016 / by , / 0 Comment

Gods of Egypt comes out this weekend, and if trailers, reviews, and common sense are any indication, it’s going to be an absolutely shit movie. 


Roger Goodell vs. Jabba the Hutt: Who’s the Better Commissioner?

January 27, 2016 / by , / 1 Comment

As the National Football League continues to fall under scrutiny for a litany of wrongdoings, ranging from player safety concerns to player-wife-or-girlfriend safety concerns, Roger Goodell’s standing with football fans has become ever more contentious. Many have suggested his direct involvement in the mishandling of the NFL’s many controversies since the beginning of his tenure, and even more believe he is a detriment to the sport.