What if these other famous authors couldn't let it go and instead made substantive revisions and interpretations on Twitter?

If These 25 Famous Authors Were Like JK Rowling And Couldn’t Just Fucking Let Go

August 10, 2016 / by , , / 0 Comment

We all know that J.K. Rowling won’t let things go, often taking to Twitter to make substantive revisions and interpretations of the most important texts of our childhood. But what if these 25 other famous authors just couldn’t let it go on Twitter either?

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Upcoming bombshells author J.K. Rowling plans on dropping about the Harry Potter series

The Next 33 Things J.K. Rowling Will Retroactively Change About Harry Potter

December 07, 2015 / by , , , , , , / 0 Comment

Ever since the Harry Potter series concluded in 2007, J.K. Rowling has been dropping revelations about the books, from Dumbledore’s sexuality to Ron’s near death to the correct pronunciation of “Voldemort.” Here are the next 33 bombshells Rowling plans on dropping about Harry Potter:

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On October 30, 2015, ESPN announced that it was shuttering Grantland.com after over four years of publishing its unique brand of sports and pop culture commentary. This is the story of the making and eventual unmaking of one of the most influential online publications.

An Oral History of Grantland

November 09, 2015 / by / 1 Comment

On October 30, 2015, ESPN announced that it was shuttering Grantland.com after over four years of publishing its unique brand of sports and pop culture commentary. This is the story of the making and eventual unmaking of one of the most influential online publications.

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A Fond Farewell

November 01, 2015 / by / 1 Comment

Last Friday afternoon, ESPN unceremoniously summarily executed suspended its beloved sister website Grantland.

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Great Neck, New York The Great Gatsby

The Things That Happen When You Grow Up Down The Street From Jay Gatsby’s House

May 21, 2015 / by / 0 Comment

You probably haven’t heard of Great Neck, New York. That’s the name of the town where I grew up on Long Island and went to high school and stuff. You know, suburbia.

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The Inaugural College Football Playoff Rewritten as a Children’s Story

January 14, 2015 / by / 3 Comments

Once upon a time, there was a far-off land with five great kingdoms: one in the west, one in the south-east, one on the east coast, one in the kind of central-southern area, and one in the kind of central/northern-central/eastern-central/northeastern area.

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Test your 90's Hip Hop Knowledge!

QUIZ: 90’s Hip Hop Song, or Self-Help Book?

January 09, 2015 / by , / 3 Comments

90s hip hop taught us a lot of things, from Wu Tang’s cogent analysis of modern American capitalism to Eminem teaching us his name. But how well do you really know 90’s hip hop guidance from your more traditional self-help book?

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Here’s the Jerry Jones/Chris Christie Fan Fiction You’ve Been Praying Nobody Would Write

January 05, 2015 / by / 4 Comments

When one speaks of the senses, there are inherent preferences to certain ones. The stunning sight of a beautiful person. The warmth of a familiar voice. The smell of a loved one’s distinctive scent. The taste of their lips.

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