This isn't a trick question, although we often treat it like one

Why Do You Still Talk To Your Ex?

April 22, 2015 / by / 370 Comments

This isn’t a trick question, though we often treat it like one.

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An abridged, incomplete, off-the-top-of-my-head-while-I-sit-in-Starbucks list of dealbreakers for any relationship

An Incomplete List of Dealbreakers

April 16, 2015 / by / 3 Comments

The old adage says, “Love is unconditional.” This is bullshit. My love comes with a fuckload of conditions.

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We tend to think that relationships will solve all our problems. They don't.

Relationships Aren’t The Answer

April 09, 2015 / by / 2 Comments

There was this girl. Let’s call her Mary (because Springsteen is awesome and go fuck yourself).

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Booty calls can be tricky business. Use this guide to get down to business.

A User’s Guide To Booty Calls

April 01, 2015 / by / 2 Comments

Welcome to Relationship Status, a series of discussions about romance and relationships in the 21st century. Because we live in a society literally founded by Puritans, we tend to project a lot of shame onto asking for sex.

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Why do we date?

The Existential Terror of Dating In Your Early-20s

March 25, 2015 / by / 4 Comments

Welcome to Relationship Status, a series of discussions about romance and relationships in the 21st century. Why do we date? 

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