The daily routines of 8 of the most famous people in football

The Daily Routines of Famous Football Personalities

April 05, 2016 / by , , , , / 0 Comment

Ever wonder what the keys to success are for your favorite athletes? After months of painstaking research, National Ave has uncovered the daily routines of some of the most important personalities in football:

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As the Golden State Warriors approach the 95-96 Bulls regular season record of 72-10, how should a Bulls fan feel about this whole thing?

How the hell should a Bulls fan feel about the Warriors’ pursuit of the 95-96 Bulls?

March 26, 2016 / by , / 0 Comment

Nothing is more important in the NBA right now than the Golden State Warriors’ maniacal pursuit of the Chicago Bulls once-untouchable 1995-1996 regular season record of 72-10. And few things are more important to Bulls fans than that ‘95 Bulls team.

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Head on down to North Carolina, Macklemore and make your voice heard! Bring Ryan Lewis too -- and hell, text Kendrick to see if he’s free. The people need you, now more than ever.

Hot Takes In Your Area: Macklemore, North Carolina Needs You

March 25, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

People, North Carolina has lost its damn mind. Earlier this week, in less time than it takes to watch Batman vs. Superman five consecutive times, the state introduced, researched, studied, debated, passed and signed a bill making it illegal for trans people to go to the bathroom. That’s right, if you’re trans in North Carolina, you just have to hold it forever.

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It's just too little too late for Old News Hillary. She may have the “delegate math” (

Hot Takes In Your Area: Bernie’s Got It In The Bag

March 10, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

NOTE: Hot Takes In Your Area should be considered satire at all points unless you agree with it in which case it’s totally serious.

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Now I didn’t see the movie or any of the nominated films but I can tell you one thing: Mad Max should have won Best Picture.

Hot Takes In Your Area: I Didn’t See It But Mad Max Should Have Won Best Picture

February 29, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

NOTE: Hot Takes In Your Area should be considered satire at all points unless you agree with it in which case it’s totally serious.

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The People vs. O.J. isn't just good tv, it also clearly proves that O.J. didn't murder Nicole Brown Simpson

Hot Takes In Your Area: The People vs. O.J. proves he didn’t do it

February 24, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

NOTE: Hot Takes In Your Area should be considered satire at all points unless you agree with it in which case it’s totally serious.

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Listen up, nerds. Last week every dork in America was freaking about waves of gravity or something but let me just set the record straight: gravitational waves are boring as shit.

Hot Takes In Your Area: Graviational Waves Are Boring As Shit

February 16, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

NOTE: Hot Takes In Your Area should be considered satire at all points unless you agree with it in which case it’s totally serious.

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Hot Takes In Your Area is a series of hot takes that are guaranteed 100% reactionary.

Hot Takes In Your Area: Stop criticizing Peyton Manning for using HGH — you all used it too

February 12, 2016 / by / 1 Comment

NOTE: Hot Takes In Your Area should be considered satire at all points unless you agree with it in which case it’s totally serious.

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Our guide to the gambling bacchanal of the Super Bowl, complete with every prop bet you'll ever need.

The only Super Bowl betting guide you’ll ever need

February 06, 2016 / by , , / 1 Comment

Super Bowl 50 is almost here, which means that along with a veritable bacchanal of media frenzy, ritualistic violence, and Phil Simms crimes against the English language, we also get to gamble on just about every aspect of the game.

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