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History’s Most Important Alternative Facts

January 25, 2017 / by , / 0 Comment

This week, in an update of the “No way they said that shit” Presidency, Sean Spicer and Stepford Conway came out and started calling lies as Alternative Facts.

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It's PBR vs. Old Style in our championship round to determine the greatest, cheapest, regionaliest beer in America.

Cheap-Ass Regional Beers Bracketpalooza: The Championship Round

August 18, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

At long last, the day has come. After a grueling, month-long tournament, we’re down to the championship to determine the cheapest, assiest, greatest, most American beer you can find in this great nation of ours.

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What if these other famous authors couldn't let it go and instead made substantive revisions and interpretations on Twitter?

If These 25 Famous Authors Were Like JK Rowling And Couldn’t Just Fucking Let Go

August 10, 2016 / by , , / 0 Comment

We all know that J.K. Rowling won’t let things go, often taking to Twitter to make substantive revisions and interpretations of the most important texts of our childhood. But what if these 25 other famous authors just couldn’t let it go on Twitter either?

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Cheap-Ass Regional Beers Bracketpalooza: The Final Four

August 09, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

After a grueling Elite 8, it’s time for the semifinals of our Cheap-Ass Regional Beers Bracketpalooza. At long last we’ve come to the Final Four, where we as a nation will determine what beers should content for the title as the most affordable, local beer you can find in America.

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We now know all perfect matches in ‘Are You The One?’ season 4

August 02, 2016 / by / 4 Comments

It’s all over! IT’S ALL FREAKING OVER! YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOOOOOOOARD YESSSS!!

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Cheap-Ass Regional Beers Bracketpalooza: The Elite 8

Cheap-Ass Regional Beers Bracketpalooza: The Elite 8

July 25, 2016 / by , / 0 Comment

After a brutal round of 16, we’re down to 8 remaining beers competing to represent their region as the best affordable, local beer you can find in America.

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Following our drink-in round, here are the 16 cheap local beers competing to advance to our bracket's semifinal.

Cheap-Ass Regional Beers Bracketpalooza: The Round of 16

July 13, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

The people have spoken, or at least drunken.

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Our bracket for determining the best of America's cheap, regional beers by means of fierce head-to-head competition.

Cheap-Ass Regional Beers Bracketpalooza: The Bracket

July 07, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

All craft beers are alike. Each cheap-ass regional beer, however, is unique in its own special way.

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The Best Albums of 2016 (so far)

July 05, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Hard as it may be to believe, 2016 is already more than halfway over. And despite what the Trump campaign or British xenophobia may have you believe, it hasn’t all been terrible this year either, at least not music-wise.

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The most unique part of Bernie Sanders' presidential candidate wasn't his positions, but the way his campaign reflected and informed our internet lives.

Bernie Sanders, The Internet’s First Presidential Candidate

June 16, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

In many ways, Bernie Sanders’ 2016 bid for the Democratic presidential nomination was a surprisingly straightforward primary campaign — he ran as an outsider candidate to the farther end of the ideological spectrum than his centrist opponent, energized and increased the voice of a previously underrepresented/disillusioned demographic group, and even lost the good old fashioned way, failing (as Nate Silver catalogued exhaustively) to win as many votes as his opponent.

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