An Oral History of Trevor Siemian’s College Career

August 30, 2016 / by / 1 Comment

Trevor Siemian shocked the world this week by winning the Denver Broncos’ starting quarterback job.


The Indisputable Rankings of All 40 Bowl Games: Part 1 (40-21)

December 07, 2015 / by / 1 Comment

Bowl season is upon us, which means it’s time to get excited for ten great games of college football and thirty shitty ones.


A Line-By-Line Analysis of “Bitch Better Have My Money” by Rihanna

April 10, 2015 / by / 5 Comments

A consummate professional and savvy businesswoman, Rihanna cares deeply about making sound investments. In no song does RiRi express this passion like her ode to maximizing returns on investments, “Bitch Better Have My Money.”


How Big Is Your Penis?

April 03, 2015 / by / 4 Comments

This quiz can accurately guess the size of your penis based on your answers!


The Ultimate 2015 Golden Globes Drinking Game

January 11, 2015 / by / 1 Comment

Hollywood’s premier luxury drinking event is tonight! And while your schlubby self won’t be on the Red Carpet, that doesn’t mean you should miss out on the chance to get wasted while a bunch of beautiful people win trophies worth more than your car.