Bachelor in Paradise, Season 2 Episode 12 Recap

September 09, 2015 / by / 1 Comment

The finale of Bachelor in Paradise felt a little like it was directed by Peter Jackson: a snoozy barrage of b-roll that included lots of walking, lots of gazing meaningfully out at the ocean.

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Bachelor in Paradise, Season 2 Episode 11 Recap

September 06, 2015 / by / 0 Comment

On the first night of the two-part finale of Bachelor in Paradise, Chris Harrison foretells that we will witness the most dramatic rose ceremony in Bachelor history.

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Bachelor in Paradise, Season 2 Episode 10 Recap

September 01, 2015 / by / 0 Comment

Last night on Bachelor in Paradise, we saw a new first: people actually eating food on a date. However, that first pales in awkwardness to the profoundly uncomfortable first that’s about to go down. But more on that later.

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Bachelor in Paradise, Season 2 Episode 9 Recap

August 31, 2015 / by / 0 Comment

On tonight’s Bachelor in Paradise, that couple we love to hate, Samantha and Joe, reunite.

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Next week, a very sunburned man asks Amber on a date, Joe and Samantha continue to fight, and an old face returns to Bachelor in Paradise.

Bachelor in Paradise, Season 2 Episode 8 Recap

August 25, 2015 / by / 1 Comment

Tonight’s Bachelor in Paradise begins with the birth of a new friendship. Both spurned by the objects of their affection, Joe and Ashley I commiserate on the beach.

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We're past the halfway point of Bachelor in Paradise, and this week everybody's drunk. Including whoever edited this episode and decided to open it with a weird montage of crabs.

Bachelor in Paradise, Season 2 Episode 7 Recap

August 24, 2015 / by / 0 Comment

We’re past the halfway point of Bachelor in Paradise, and this week everybody’s drunk. Including whoever edited this episode and decided to open it with a weird montage of crabs.

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The biggest deception of this season is not Joe and Sam's, but on the part of Chris Harrison, who has somehow convinced these people that they still have some modicum of privacy in this house.

Bachelor in Paradise, Season 2 Episode 6 Recap

August 17, 2015 / by / 0 Comment

Tonight on Bachelor in Paradise, even Chris Harrison’s intro voiceover is getting bleeped.

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As is custom on Bachelor in Paradise, Champion Shitstarter Chris Harrison brings in the one person that would bring the present situation to a head: Samantha.

Bachelor in Paradise, Season 2 Episode 5 Recap

August 16, 2015 / by / 13 Comments

We left off last week’s Bachelor in Paradise on a cliffhanger: Clare had just run off into the jungle in a fit of tears, frustrated by her lack of prospects on the show.

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Bachelor in Paradise, Season 2 Episode 4 Recap

August 10, 2015 / by / 1 Comment

When we return to the second helping of the two-night, three-hour (not counting After Paradise) tour de farce that is Bachelor in Paradise, Mikey T takes to the beach with a new, fresh face.

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Bachelor In Paradise, Season 2 Episode 3 Recap

August 10, 2015 / by / 0 Comment

We kick off this week with tears. Surprisingly, not from Ashley I, but from the other sister wife, Lauren. In matching white dresses, the girls commiserate on the sand about their dwindling marriage prospects.

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