Great Neck, New York The Great Gatsby

The Things That Happen When You Grow Up Down The Street From Jay Gatsby’s House

May 21, 2015 / by / 0 Comment

You probably haven’t heard of Great Neck, New York. That’s the name of the town where I grew up on Long Island and went to high school and stuff. You know, suburbia.

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The similarities between the NFL and Game of Thrones are endless, so here's part 2 in our list of what NFL player just about every character in the series most resembles.

If Every Major “Game of Thrones” Character Was An NFL Player: The Stars

May 16, 2015 / by , , , , / 7 Comments

Violence. Intrigue. Morally questionable leadership. A male-dominated world where life comes cheap and delusions of grandeur blind all involved to the rotting aspects that are festering away within the game. The similarities between the NFL and Game of Thrones are endless, so here’s part 2 in our list of what NFL player just about every character in the series most resembles:

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J.J. Watt as Khal Drogo

If Every Major “Game of Thrones” Character Was An NFL Player: The Role Players

May 16, 2015 / by , , , , / 6 Comments

Violence. Intrigue. Morally questionable leadership. A male-dominated world where life comes cheap and delusions of grandeur blind all involved to the rotting aspects that are festering away within the game. The similarities between the NFL and Game of Thrones are endless, so here’s our list of what NFL player just about every character in the series most resembles, starting with the show’s role players:

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Don Draper won’t find a neat, easy answer in the end. That’s just not the type of show Mad Men is. The question is whether or not he’ll even come close.

Expectation vs. Reality, and the Destruction of All Things: Nearing The End of “Mad Men”

May 14, 2015 / by / 3 Comments

Yo guys, major spoilers in this one. Like, huge. Up through the latest episode. So unless you’re caught up, stop reading here.  What do you want? Not in the right now sense, though that is an important question too. I mean in the life sense, in the What do you hope to achieve? What do you want out of this existence? sense.

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Why haven't we boycotted Floyd Mayweather like we've boycotted Bill Cosby?

We Only Care About Violence Against Women When It’s Convenient

April 28, 2015 / by / 6 Comments

This past weekend, three more women came forward to accuse Bill Cosby of sexual assault. That’s numbers 36, 37, and 38, by the way. 38.

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This isn't a trick question, although we often treat it like one

Why Do You Still Talk To Your Ex?

April 22, 2015 / by / 370 Comments

This isn’t a trick question, though we often treat it like one.

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An abridged, incomplete, off-the-top-of-my-head-while-I-sit-in-Starbucks list of dealbreakers for any relationship

An Incomplete List of Dealbreakers

April 16, 2015 / by / 3 Comments

The old adage says, “Love is unconditional.” This is bullshit. My love comes with a fuckload of conditions.

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We tend to think that relationships will solve all our problems. They don't.

Relationships Aren’t The Answer

April 09, 2015 / by / 2 Comments

There was this girl. Let’s call her Mary (because Springsteen is awesome and go fuck yourself).

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Booty calls can be tricky business. Use this guide to get down to business.

A User’s Guide To Booty Calls

April 01, 2015 / by / 2 Comments

Welcome to Relationship Status, a series of discussions about romance and relationships in the 21st century. Because we live in a society literally founded by Puritans, we tend to project a lot of shame onto asking for sex.

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Why do we date?

The Existential Terror of Dating In Your Early-20s

March 25, 2015 / by / 4 Comments

Welcome to Relationship Status, a series of discussions about romance and relationships in the 21st century. Why do we date? 

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