Like it or not, Donald Trump's campaign has changed our country for the worse.

How Donald’s Deep Insecurities Damaged Our Democracy

October 18, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

A Donald has already begun explaining to us all why his impending electoral beat down at the hands of one Hillary Rodham Clinton is not his fault. The game is rigged, he howls.

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In their first debate, Hillary needs to stand up to Donald Trump the Bully.

Hillary Needs To Slay The Bully

September 25, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Everybody dreams of standing up to The Bully.

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Roger Goodell is dumb. Do not forget that.

Never Forget That Roger Goodell Is a Dumb Human

September 07, 2016 / by / 1 Comment

It has been a relatively quiet off-season for NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, in the sense that this summer he failed to make a public spectacle of his own nincompoopery by, say, convening a kangaroo court to suspend one of the league’s most visible stars for a scientifically implausible equipment modification, or by convening that same kangaroo court to investigate something that’s actually bad but repeatedly tripping over his own dick in the process.

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Donald Trump RNC

Let’s Take A Moment To Laugh At Donald Trump

July 21, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

I have to confess that I felt an overwhelming sense of dread heading into the Republican National Convention this week. Not a “Ughhhhh I hate republicans they’re soooooo dumb” dread. A “Somebody’s gonna die” dread.

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Hillary doesn't need to be everything for everybody. She just needs to be the best.

Don’t Fuck This Up, Hillary

May 05, 2016 / by / 1 Comment

I’ve been fairly open in my support for Hillary Clinton in the Democratic primary. I think she’s the most qualified candidate.

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Prince is irreplaceable. Nobody else exists in the cultural space he held.

On Prince

April 21, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

I remember the 2007 Super Bowl for two reasons: 1. It was the day of my great Aunt’s funeral. 2. Prince’s Halftime show.

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You Should Watch “Horace and Pete”

April 13, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

“The world is too noisy and distracted to probably ultimately survive. Everyone needs to shut the fuck up. The answers are in the silence. Monks set themselves on fire to protest and to make this point. Just consider it.”

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Episode 10 of the National Podcast

The National Podcast, Episode 10: Unscrew The Pooch

April 08, 2016 / by , / 0 Comment

We’re 10 episodes in to The National Podcast, and even though the NCAA has a new champion and Rogue One has its first trailer out, neither party has a presidential nominee. 

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The daily routines of 8 of the most famous people in football

The Daily Routines of Famous Football Personalities

April 05, 2016 / by , , , , / 0 Comment

Ever wonder what the keys to success are for your favorite athletes? After months of painstaking research, National Ave has uncovered the daily routines of some of the most important personalities in football:

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Chemicals are everywhere. Because they are everything. They are all of the things.

Nothing is “Chemical-Free” Because Everything is Chemicals

April 04, 2016 / by / 1 Comment

The official definition of matter is anything that takes up space and has mass.

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