If you can't stop crying, might as well try to start laughing

History’s Most Important Alternative Facts

January 25, 2017 / by , / 0 Comment

This week, in an update of the “No way they said that shit” Presidency, Sean Spicer and Stepford Conway came out and started calling lies as Alternative Facts.

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National Ave Exclusive: Donald Trump’s 100 Day Plan

January 10, 2017 / by / 0 Comment

As the country waits for President Obama to head back to Chicago and give an eloquent farewell address, we got a hold of President Elect Trump’s Diary, in which he states his plans for his first 100 Days as President:

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How Kobe Bryant, Tim Duncan, and Kevin Garnett are spending their lives after basketball

National Ave Exclusive: A Day in the Life of Kobe, Duncan, and KG

October 04, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

While the Golden State Warriors pulled one of the greatest free agency heists of all time this summer, they choked away the headlines to the loss of 3 generational talents: Kobe Bryant, Tim Duncan, and Kevin Garnett.

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Jeff Weiner #Before9am

Quiz: Which occupation had this #Before9AM post?

August 25, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Since Jeff Weiner apparently has so much time on his hands to be productive before 9am (how he can do that despite presumably having to slog through a backlog of 15,000 useless LinkedIn notifications is beyond us), we wanted to test if you can identify which potential twitter user had the following #Before9AM posts:

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Pokemon Go 9/11 Memorial

The Top 10 Least Appropriate Places to Play Pokemon Go

July 19, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Pokemon Go is captivating phones throughout the nation, and has magically become the only app that has made people swipe more aggressively than Tinder.

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Imagining Alexander Hamilton's historic meeting with 'Hamilton' creator lin Manuel Miranda

If Alexander Hamilton watched ‘Hamilton’ with Lin Manuel Miranda

June 02, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

In the wake of the rising popularity of the Broadway play Hamilton, we wondered what it would be like if Alexander Hamilton was revived and able to see the play with Hamilton creator Lin Manuel Miranda. We assume the conversation would go something like this:

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Speculating the plot and characters of LeBron James and Justin Lin's upcoming Space Jam 2

This is how the LeBron James ‘Space Jam’ sequel should go down

May 03, 2016 / by , / 0 Comment

Space Jam is getting a sequel, with LeBron James once again teaming up with a squad of stars whose career primes occurred long ago in an attempt at intergalactic basketball dominance.

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Honoring the best, worst, and James Harden-est players for the 2016 NBA Playoffs

Your Unofficial NBA Playoff Awards

April 19, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Here we sit, basking in the most glorious time of the year – the NBA Playoffs.

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What Zayn Malik's sexy smash hit can teach us about defeating the existential threat of ISIS

How Zayn’s “Pillowtalk” gave us a strategy to defeat ISIS

March 11, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Zayn Malik’s sexy smash “Pillowtalk” is already one of the biggest hits of 2016. But what you may not know is that the single not only is a commercial success and dirty redirection of the singer’s style, but also lays out a cogent blueprint for defeating one of the international community’s most dangerous and existential threats:

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A line-by-line analysis of Nicki Minaj, Drake, and Lil' Wayne's "Truffle Butter"

The True Meaning of Nicki Minaj’s “Truffle Butter”

March 06, 2016 / by / 0 Comment

Since last summer the should-have-been-Academy-Award nominated song “Truffle Butter” has been blaring across suburban exercise classes across the country.

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